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Careerbuilder.com commercials (1st shown during the Super Bowl) - Blatant -Oh, no they didn’t think they were getting away with those chimps in that boardroom without us sounding the ‘CISM horn. *HONK!* These commercials (MULTIPLE!) depict a white guy in a room full of monkeys clownin’ around and now he wants a new job. There isn’t much room for various interpretations here, it’s pretty clear. Zach hates workin’ with niggas. Zach wants a new job where niggas stay in the mailroom. FILED! ---------------------------- Friends & Sex and the City sitcom reruns – Blatant -I didn’t watch this crap before syndication and I certainly don’t watch the crap now, but I was flipping channels one day when I thought I saw something, so I did a little investigating. After asking around and Googling up a few cast photos, my gut feeling was justified. These white people just don’t like black people or any other persons of color, for that matter. How else could you explain them living in friggin’ NYC and befriending a damn monkey (hmmm) before they do somebody who isn’t white? Even Jerry Seinfeld threw Mario Joyner a bone. Nope, black lovers don’t count. It just reinforces the damn ‘CISM! FILED! ---------------------------- Rollingstone Magazine – Blatant -Their crusade to make Eminem the greatest rapper ever is hard enough to stomach. But the force fed cover story about his same dysfunctional life every three months is just too much. That’s about all the "proof" we need to prove our point, here. Speaking of D-12 (see you didn’t even get that, more proof!) doing a group photo shoot doesn’t mean the black band members just hold the lights for Marshall to pose in front of. FILED! ---------------------------- The State of Virginia’s proposed "Droopy Drawers Bill" - Blatant -Also known as the "Droopy Drawers Act." I caught this on the news the other morning. Supposedly, if you’re seen in public wearing jeans that sag and/or your underwear are visible, you can receive a $50 fine. Now, the footage they showed on the news was of a white girl trying on some low-rise jeans at the local Express or whatever, but we know the real deal; this is a set up to get African-Americans on some petty bullshit. Picture Leroy getting pulled over on i-295 because his Caprice Classic fit the "description" of someone the police are looking for. After ravaging through Leroy’s vehicle and finding not a damn thing, the ‘deans feel it shouldn’t be a wasted stop and proceed to hem Leroy’s ass up for his sagging pants. I ain’t laughing, this is Virginia. Think they won’t? FILED! (*Note, the act has since been pimp-slapped down. ummm hmm) ----------------------------- ESPN’s College Gameday Commercial – Blatant -One of The Total Sports Network’s newer commercials is about… something. OK, I don’t even know what it’s about, but near the end of the propaganda a big black ballplayer grabs the whitest-blondest chick on earth and frolics away with her. What kind of PB&J shit is that? Is this all you can pull from your 9-million hours of archived campus footage? Get with The Program, ESPN, don’t spend your budget trying to reenact scenes from it. FILED! ----------------------------- Kamala The Ugandan Giant popping up in Jay-Z’s 99 Problems video – Blatant -What does this have to do with anything? I didn’t understand the Greeks stepping in Marcy or the fag jail scene, but that’s not ‘CISM, that’s stupid and gay in that order. I’m focusing on certified “Cool-Artsy” director Mark Romanek and why he threw this kaa-kaa cameo in the video. Does he view this big ass African man as a problem? I honestly don’t know if that’s the real ‘CISM here, but I think I’m somewhere in the neighborhood. FILED! |
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