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Usually Knows Best Can I just tell you how much I hate Arnold Schwarzenegger? For more than
a few reasons (namely The Running Man)… but right
now, you mean to tell me this is the guy who is the new poster
Speaking of campaigns, why haven’t the Democrats already given Obama Baraka that nomination yet? I know it’s early, but we’ve got work to do. If this last election has shown us anything, it’s shown that we need to stop bullshitting and make sure we get somebody in that office that isn’t dumb as a block of slate and slippery as a snake. Well, all politicians are snakes, but that Baraka got ‘tegrity and class. He’s about as close as we’re getting to President Palmer from 24. While we’re on no class, I wanna inform the four people who refuse to notice, Chris Paul from Wake Forest don’t have no class. I’ve watched the little rascal’s mean streak grow like Mariah Carey in between albums for two years, now. He’s the lovechild of Isiah Thomas and Omarosa. The boy is evil and his grandfather would surely meet him with a switch outside of the locker room if he would have lived to see some of the things the boy does. I’ve got my next month’s lottery money on some second string point-guard slapping him like Ike Turner when he gets to that NBA. A Mike James-Keyon Dooling ass nigga. Well, I’ve avoided it for as long as possible, but them pajamas were the last straw. Here’s my take on Michael Jackson; It’s Joe Jackson’s fault. I’m not sure if he beat the boy too much or not enough, but the problems that boy has, coming from a two parent home, are inexcusable. When my daddy ever thought I was actin’ like a sissy, he’d whoop my ass and send me to my room with a girly-magazine. That always set me straight. Let me know I was supposed to respect authority and lust after women. Joe spent too much time making them kids into a sideshow for money and now look at them. None of them yougins look too stable mentally, but compared to Michael, the rest are the fuckin’ Huxtables. Sweet Jesus, did you have to strip John Chaney's and Bill Cosby's 'tegrity from us in the same month? Well, at least Chaney can just blame his craziness (Lord knows his mind is looser than Dr. Phil's abs), but what's Bill's excuse? I just knew he was throwing too many stones at the glass house, when it turns he was living in a condo made of carefully stacked Hardees collectibles his damn self. Just sit down freaky Bill. We gonna get through this, they are ignoring it. :) Chaney on the other hand, umm, good luck, brother. Can I just tell you how much I’m embarrassed every time I see Hootie in that damn Burger King commercial? The commercial is dumb, but it ain’t dumber than that McDonald’s commercial a few years ago with Ronald at some disco-tech. That has got to be the most asinine shit I’ve seen in my life. How in the hell does a clown at a club translate into selling hamburgers? Just stupid. Speaking of stupid, I don’t care how much of a cult following it has, that Madea shit is an embarrassment to black folk with sense, galaxy-wide. That grown ass man walking around with a girdle and lipstick on. Tyler Perry should be ashamed of himself. I don’t like that sissy shit. I’m still trying to forgive Wesley Snipes for pulling the same type of shit in the crappy movie he did it in. This Perry motherfucker don’t have Passenger 57 to fall back on though. I’m not letting it go. I mean, imagine your grandkids coming home telling you they just paid to see a man in dress and he aint Flip Wilson? These kids are all but doomed watching this drag-dressed frolicking that’s going on today in “entertainment.” The moral
society of this nation needs to call my father in and straighten
this shit out. He could.
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for the crackdown on steroid use? Why not go ahead and use Jeffrey
Dahmer for the next P.E.T.A. campaign while you’re at it.