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--graduated Howard in 2000 as a double-major in Sociology and Music History
--graduated NYU in 2003 with masters in English
--was offered a staff writer position with every major entertainment publication to be their music reviewer for R&B and rap. She turned down; Ent. Weekly as "wanna-be hipsters who 3 months late on everything people," Spin as "buzz-hungry geeks who think they're on the frontline in the never-ending War of Cool, but they don't have any ammo," Rollingstone as "a fucking relic that has never come close to its potential," The Source as "every issue since 1995, an exercise in obsolescence pub," XXL "an office filled with the "Inferiority complex folk, because of their obsession with The Source," and finally Vibe "a magazine run by space cadets, saditty sistas, sluts and slags who know nothing about hip-hop other than who'd they'd fuck, who they wouldn't fuck and what Jay-Z tells them." So why would she join the staff of a start-up who can only pay her $300 a month? "Because I can write what I want to write and not feel any pressure to sweeten any of my reviews."
Nope, don't sweeten anything Erykah. We want you to be your brutally honest bitter self.


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Album Review

Prince - 3121
Return 2 Genius?
by: Erykah Lauryn Scott, for Entertainment


From 1978 to 1988, Prince Rogers Nelson had such a severe outpouring of musical creativity, arguably greater than individual artist before or since, that it has apparently taken him nearly two decades to replenish himself. Legend has it that he produced songs at such a superhuman rate that there are dozens of whole albums locked away in vaults, because Warner Brothers, the label that signed him right out of high school, refused to release all of the material, much of which is rumored to be his best work. With his new album, 3121, Prince is showing signs of an awakening from his creative coma.

His resurgence couldn't be happening at a better time, as I've grown weary of today's artists and producers who have carefully mined his discography and copied so many of his vocal styles, drum patterns, horn segments, suggestive lyricism and multi-track vocals with such precision that it unapologetically crosses the line by which influence and theft are separated. And I'm not just talking about Rap and R&B artists, Mr. Reznor.

Lolita and Black Sweat are two standout tracks on this album. The former, true to its title, sounds like something Prince wrote for Lindsey Lohan as a birthday gift. Backed by muffled drums and too-cool synths, he chastises a young floozy, telling her "you're much too young to peep my stash/you try to write checks your body can't cash."  Its vibe is unabashedly young, fun and completely vacant. It's aural cotton candy, delicious and easily digested. I wish he would make more songs like this one. Conversely, Black Sweat is all grown up. Built entirely from a drum machine, synths and Prince's trusty falsetto, the song is a clearly a rip-off of his 1986 masterpiece, Kiss, but it doesn't matter. The groove is undeniable. While Prince claims he won't displease Jehova with explicit lyrics anymore, Black Sweat's music quite possibly sounds freakier than anything he's ever done, Nasty Girl included. The lyrics just don't do this song justice, as Prince tells us "I don't wanna take my clothes off, but I do." Well, 20 years ago, there wouldn't have been any question about who's clothes were coming off, because he would've demanded everyone to take off their clothes. Remember, this is a man who told all the women to "work youbody like whore" and that we can "do whatever we want/wear lingerie to a restaurant/police ain't go no gun/you don't have to run."

While 3121 isn't better than anything he did before the name change, it does remind you of what the big deal was about the guy in the first place, and why he will forever suffer from the comparisons to his younger and hungrier self. The title track is the kind of twisted mix of funk, rock and psychadelia that only he could make and not get tongues. It's not that the song isn't good (it's actually fantastic), but it's just not better than D.M.S.R. or Alphabet St., songs that did get every tongue wagging, prompting people to ask, "How does he come up with this stuff?" If Andre 3000 makes 3121, he would more than likely get such a response, because he hasn't already made a half dozen of songs in the same vein, all of which are superior to the latest version. It's unfair, yes, but so is being born with more raw musical talent than any else of the Rock & Roll era. It's the world's way of leveling the playing field, Prince. Don't take it personally.



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