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Brooklynite spitting flames on the current state of his first love, Hip-Hop from his stoop in Bedstuy. He may be from NY, but his love for the culture is first and foremost, so don't expect your typical east-coast bias, on this block. Malik is simply here to kick knowledge and wisdom for your understanding.

Top 10 Blatant Media Relationships
by: Malik Sinsear, for Entertainment

Have you ever noticed how certain media outlets act as an all-powerful public relations firm for particular people? We have. Here is our list of the top 10 most blatantly symbiotic relationships in media.

1. Vibe Magazine and Jay-Z. Seriously, those high-post bitches that comprise Vibe’s editorial staff have a problem. It would be fine if they merely slobbed Jay in every issue, but what is with the completely unnecessary shots at Nas? Get over it, you saditty bitches! Jay lost. Damn, that shit really does burn slow.

2. Time Magazine and Warner Bros films. Big-budget movies should not be getting the cover of the most prestigious news magazine in the world. The Lord of the Rings trilogy isn’t news! That’s fucking pathetic!

3. ESPN and Duke basketball. Duke isn’t overrated. The program has earned every bit of praise it has received…unless the praising is being done on ESPN. Suddenly, Duke becomes the greatest program in history (it isn’t…UK or UCLA takes that) and all of its players are NBA Hall of Famers (see “Jason Williams is the second best PG behind Jason Kidd”—Dickie V). Get off K’s dick, Dick!

4. The Source Magazine and Benzino. That half-breed nigga wack! Period. Wait. He did tell the truth about Eminem. Other than that, he’s wack.

5. Ebony Magazine and Will and Jada. Black love. We get it. Now, spare us.

6. HBO Boxing and Oscar De La Hoya. This guy can’t lose enough! They will always make excuses for him. They’re still trying to figure out a scenario where it can be argued that he’s the greatest fighter of his era (i.e. defeating Trinidad). Well, good luck with all that.

7. Fox News and G.W. Bush. He won. You can stop brainwashing these poor people now. Walmart’s stock fell because you guys kept them glued to the TV all summer.

8. Access Hollywood and Nicole Kidman. Look, man, fuck her! We wanna know what’s going on with that nigga Nipsey Russell.

9. MTV, Spin and Rollingstone Magazine and Eminem. Guess what? Kool Herc invented rap. Guess what else? Nas is the best rapper alive. It’s not happening (again), white people. Stop it.

10. Black Hair Magazine and Halle Berry. Now, I know this is gonna piss a lotta sisters off, but it must be said: 75% of black women don’t have Halle’s hair texture, so who are they fooling putting her on the cover every month? Shit, they might as well put Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover.