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-Loves any movie with black people in it.
--Reggie was fired from BET.com for giving a 4-star review to Woo, which is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Yes, worse than that. Yup, that too. It’s unforgivably bad. Reggie has learned his lesson. He promised not to give any movie with Jada Pinkett Smith in it for more than 20 minutes a rating higher than 2 and ½, because that’s all they deserve.


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Movie Review

The 40 Year-Old Virgin

The Tale of a Man and His Unused Penis
by: Reggie Eggert, for Entertainment

As I left this movie, I was trying to figure if there were any possibilities for a sequel. This movie deserves a sequel.

Steve Carell, most famous for his gig as a correspondent on The Daily Show, becomes a star as the title character in The 40 Year-Old Virgin. Carell is Andy Stitzer, a grown ass man who spends his free time collecting toys, playing video games, online poker and watching reality TV with his geriatric neighbors. Andy works as a salesman at an electronics store. His co-workers, played by Paul Rudd, Romany Falco and Seth Rogan, are quintessential boorish guys who think Andy is a boring asswipe. However, they still invite him to play poker one night, and as the locker-room talk at the table gets too filthy, explicit and detailed for Andy to keep up, the ugly truth is revealed. Andy's new friends immediately vow to get him a healthy serving of womanhood. Andy reluctantly agrees.

This movie could have easily been a disaster, but Carell plays the role of Andy with surprising humanity. Hell, I didn't know the guy could act. Andy is a very sweet and sympathetic guy. I couldn't wait for him to get laid, but I wanted him to have sex with the right woman. And that's my only complaint about this movie.

*SPOILER ALERT*

So, there was this freaky ass young blonde that works in the bookstore across from Andy's job. Urged on by Cal (Rogan), Andy approaches her like "David Caruso in Jade" and makes her moist. I mean, he really eye-fucked the hell of this girl, and the chick is ready to give him the works. But, Andy wants to lose his virginity to old ass Trish, played by the witty, beautiful, charming and completely unfuckingsexy Catherine Keener, a grandmother with three kids, who runs a store selling people's stuff on Ebay. WACK! He should have fucked the blonde. A guy who's a virgin at 40 should experience some young 20 year-old ass. That would have really been pushing the envelope.

All that aside, I still laughed my ass off watching this movie. Rudd, Malco and Rogan are hilarious. They're the funniest group of friends since Stifler, Finch and Oz. In a way, they kind of steal much of Carell's thunder in this movie. Rudd's David is depressed about ending a four-month whirlwind romance with a girl, while Jay (Malco) and Cal are just two guys who will pretty much bang any woman who looks twice at them. Malco is a revelation as "The Black Friend." I'd never even heard of this guy, but he has some of the best lines in the movie. I'm also pleased to see Paul Rudd has found his niche as a role player in broad comedies.

There's a sequel in here somewhere.



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