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--Loves foreign films, independent films, dramas and romantic comedies.
--fired from Village Voice for refusing to have sex with female editor…but, that’s just his side of the story. We called his former boss and learned that he was actually fired because he made a pass at Rupert Everett during the press junket for The Next Best Thing. We haven’t confronted him about it.


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Movie Review

Bad Education
Almodóvar’s Latest Excuse To Show Mano y Mono Love

by: Dean Sizzle, for Entertainment

Pedro Almodóvar’s latest opus, Mala educación (Bad Education), the legendary writer/director’s talents are on full display. This film is a deliciously noir mix of intrigue, betrayal, lust, religion, jealously, hate and love, set against the backdrop of Franconian Spain. The creator of such classics as All About My Mother, Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down and Talk To Her, adds one more to his growing legacy.

The film centers on the sexual abuse the film’s main character, a young boy named Inacio, suffers at the hands the very flawed Father Monolo, who just can’t seem to keep his hands off the helpless boy. In a very dramatic encounter, Father Monolo encounters Ignacio and his fellow preteen homosexual lover, Enrique, having a very late night rendezvous in the boy’s bathroom. Understandably, Father Monolo is upset with Ignacio’s choice for a partner, considering it’s not him. He threatens to expel Enrique if Ignacio doesn’t do him a few favors. Ignacio obliges, of course, but Father Monolo expels Enrique anyway, so he can have little Ignacio all to himself.

Ignacio’s world is shattered. Enrique’s departure combined with Father Monolo’s tyrannical sexing gives us the eerie sense that he will grow up to be a totally dysfunctional drag queen determined to make it in the movie business.

And that’s exactly what happens!

Gael Garcia Bernal’s portrayal of adult Ignacio is a triumph. There aren’t many actors who can be that nefariously gay and still command the sympathy of the audience. Maybe, Kevin Spacey, but that’s it.

Ignacio tracks down Enrique, who has grown to be a successful gay movie director and suggest they make a really gay movie about their childhood, with the treacherously gay Father Monolo being portrayed as the villain who ruined their love and, consequently, their childhoods.

Please go see this film. It’s gay and it’s good. It’s not as good and gay as All About My Mother, but it’s still a magnificent effort.

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