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--fired from Village Voice for refusing to have sex with female editor…but, that’s just his side of the story. We called his former boss and learned that he was actually fired because he made a pass at Rupert Everett during the press junket for The Next Best Thing. We haven’t confronted him about it.


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Movie Review

Broken Flowers
Murray Tries For The Oscar Again (He'll Fail)

by: Dean Sizzle, for Entertainment

Broken Flowers is a good film. Broken Flowers isn't a masterpiece. Director Jim Jarmusch has done better (Stranger Than Paradise and Mystery Train). The problem with many art house critics is that they sometimes view good films and masterpieces as the same thing. I sometimes think the final verdict of their reviews are decided as soon as the cast and crew are announced. You can almost see picture them thinking "What? Jarmusch, Murray and Wright? WOW! I can't wait." Only a "fan" would say this movie is little more than mediocre.

Character driven films such as Broken Flowers can only become great when they introduce the world to truly great characters. I just didn't find Murray's Don Johnston all that interesting or appealing. Murray's trademark stoicism that he utilized with such skill and effect in Lost In Translation does not serve him well here. Personally, I found him annoying at times. Don is a man staring down the later years of his life and he's just dying to feel something. He's rich, but he does nothing. He has a cute young girlfriend (Julie Delpy) who he handles with nonchalant ambivalence and he has one single friend, his virile next door neighbor Winston, played by the great Jeffrey Wright. Enter an anonymous pink letter, which informs him that he has a child, a son, somewhere in this world.

With Winston's help, Don narrows the possibilities of women who could have sent him this letter down to five. So, he embarks on an odyssey of sorts to find this woman and hopefully his son. In order of sex appeal, the women he visits are Sharon Stone, Tilda Swinton, Jessica Lange and Frances Conroy. Oh, and there's a dead one. Surprisingly, Stone's scenes are the most enjoyable. Her character, Laura, is actually the only woman who actually seems as if she and done have a history. There is an odd sexual chemistry with Stone and Murray and their moments onscreen are pretty funny. Actually, Laura has a nymph daughter, aptly name Lolita (Alexa Dziena), whose immature flirtations with Don provide the biggest laughs of the film. But, it's kind of all downhill from that first visit. The laughs get weaker and weaker and the search for the son becomes more and more fruitless. I didn't even care if he found this kid after a while, because these women were absolutely mortifying. Lange's character was a crazy ass pet communicator, who was clearly getting it on with her young receptionist (indie whore Chloe Sevingy), while Swinton was the poorest of poor white trash.

If you want to appear hip and happening, you should go see this movie and tell everyone you loved it. If you want to be intelligently contrary and appear to be smarter than everyone, go see this movie and tell everyone it's not that great. That's what I did. It's the right thing to do.

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