Movie Review
Doom
The Rock's Film Career: Doom?
by: Reggie Eggert, for Entertainment
Doom
is a movie for nerds. They have waited for more than a decade
for this film to be made and it's finally here. Let's not ruin
it for them by telling them this it’s awful. I simply cannot
bring myself to do it. Let's not make fun of the WB series special
effects or the muscle-acting or the plot or the set design. Let's
just focus on the positive.
Doom
is the best video-game based Sci-fi action movie starring The
Rock released in October of 2005. No one can deny that. It's irrevocably
true. As I watched this movie, I couldn't help but notice how
much The Rock has improved as an actor. He's probably the best
half-Samoan half-black action star in the world. Hell, the universe
even. Yes, he's just that good. You can barely even tell he's
part Samoan (I don't know what that means).
I
can't take it!!!
This
movie is wack! Damn, it's stupid. It's for nerds. I can't even
begin to describe my disgust when that dude (I don't know his
name, because it's not even important) went into first-person
gamer POV mode and starting killing those monsters and all the
nerds in the theater came at the same time. It was torture. And
then leaving the movie, listening to a bunch of greasy haired
geeks drone on about how "they really stayed true the game."
"I
didn't think they'd be able to pull off first-person POV in a
live action movie, but I was surprised by how cool it looked."
FUCKING
NERDS, MAN! I hate nerds! Damn, I felt like Ted McGinley in that
muhfucka!
The
Rock needs to go back to wresting if this is what he's gonna be
doing. He wasn't even good in this. All he did was look mad and
bark orders at people. Wack. And he lost to the white guy at the
end. Wack. Yeah, I told the ending. Sue me. Better yet, sue The
Rock.
Fiyaball
