Movie Review
Final Destination III
An Ode To Dead White Kids
by: Reggie Eggert, for Entertainment
Death hates them white kids
Yup, they got off that ‘coaster
NOPE! They still gon’ die.
Silly lil white girls
Don’t tan when Death’s mad, bitches
Now, you gon’ burn up.
HAHAHAHAHAH, them bitches got burned up. FIYA!
Dumb ass wigga, next
Talks too much, Death hates him most
Dat engine chops head.
GOOD!
Token black man, damn!
Nigga, stop talking, Death’s mad!
Goddamn, son! You dead!
THAT NIGGA WOULD NOT SHUT UP!!!
Goth kids, I hate them
Death does too. They gon’ die. Good!
Nail gun, bitch! Bye bye.
Protagonist's Sis
On dat coaster, too? Oh no!
Save her! Death comin?!
Final Act! Showdown!
Kids against Death! Who will win?
Damn, this movie good!
FIYA!!!!!! Fireworks? OH NO!!! Death gonna blow them up!
Death goes apeshit. Nooo!
Horse. Crazy. Choking. Run! Run!
EXPLOSIONS! Goth kid!
Goth Kid wants revenge
He don’t understand! Death Mad!
Stop kid! You gon’ die!
GODDAMN! Death crazy! Shit!
Death squashed that kid like cockroach
Puke-worthy scene there.
Sis and heroes live
They leave town, Death loses. Sike!
It ain’t over, bitch!
