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-Loves any movie with black people in it.
--Reggie was fired from BET.com for giving a 4-star review to Woo, which is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Yes, worse than that. Yup, that too. It’s unforgivably bad. Reggie has learned his lesson. He promised not to give any movie with Jada Pinkett Smith in it for more than 20 minutes a rating higher than 2 and ½, because that’s all they deserve.


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Movie Review

Layer Cake

A Cool English Crime Caper Not Made By Madonna's Sperm Donor.
by: Reggie Eggert, for Entertainment

Layer Cake is a must for all aspiring criminals. Most of the main characters in this film exude a professionalism, intelligence and class that just seems to be missing in most of today's crime dramas. I'm sure some rappers will be name-dropping this movie by Fall. It has cult classic written all over it.

The plot centers on Mr. X (he's so smart, we never learn his name), a young English drug dealer, tasked with finding the addict daughter of a powerful crime boss, as well as unloading a million ecstasy pills that were stolen from a ruthless Serbian syndicate. The problem is Mr. X wants to retire from the game (I said he's smart, I didn't say he wasn't naive). He's a drug dealer, not a private eye. Why should he be charged with locating teenage drug addicts? He sells coke, not ecstasy. How the hell is he going to unload a million E pills, when every dealer knows they belong to the Serbs?

Daniel Craig turns in a star-making performance as Mr. X. No wonder he's being considered to be the next James Bond. The boy is good. His Mr. X never seems to get rattled by the chaos swirling around him. Like any smart young buck, he relies on the advice of two older guys, Morty and Gene, to get him through this tornado of shit. As Morty, George Harris is the coolest black guy in a cool white crime movie since Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. All he wants are clean transactions and no fuck-ups. The look of restrained disgust he gives Mr. X when he learns that The Duke, the resident fuck-up, robbed the Serbs of those pills and dropped Mr. X's name is fucking priceless. He knows a shitstorm is coming. He also delivers one of the greatest ass-kickings in cinematic history.

The Duke's blunder sets into motion a series of events that will confuse some less fortunate viewers. No matter. Those people are dumb and don't deserve to understand a good movie. Those of you who can follow will enjoy the vast array of colorful characters and comical conflicts. The most interesting character, and the source of much of the film's intensity, is Dragan, the high-skilled Serb assassin, who must either bring back the pills or the head of the man who was responsible for them being stolen. So, Dragan comes after Mr. X, as if Mr. X didn't have enough problems...

I wish this film had a wider audience, but it lacks the star power and the simple plot necessary for films to succeed in summer. I guess it'll just have to settle for the misplaced comparisons to those inferior Euro crime dramas made by Madonna's husband. Those were good films, but they aren't quite as good as Layer Cake. Dat Cake maintains a frenetic pace without the cheap camera tricks and over use of the zoom lens. Its dialogue is more realistic and the characters aren't funny for the sake of it.

"The art of good business is being a good middleman."
--The baddest motherfucker in the film.

Go see for yourself.


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