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Album Review

The Game - The Documentary
Documenting the Pluses and Minuses

by: Char-Lee Jackson, for Entertainment

Let’s do something different, here. Let’s play Pros and Cons.

The Documentary Pros

1) Beats... Umm, I guess. Don’t get me wrong, they are pretty good, but just hearing that Dre was supposedly giving him those Detox beats had me thinking this was gonna be some lunar eclipse shit. Ehhhh, t’was aiggggght. It’s good to see Hi-Tek is living and still putting out heat.

2) Blatant attacks. Listening to this dude is like watching Paul Mooney give out his Coon Award; you’re just waiting to hear who he airs out next, and hopefully it’s not your favorite rapper. But, I’ve got a question, how is Game gonna take a shot at Jay then follow it up by saying he wouldn’t take a shot at Jay? You just did, dude. Another question, was that a shot at T.I.?

3) Nate Dogg. This dude gets it done in regulation, every damn time. Those hooks just make you feel good. That harmony be as good as moms poundcake... ehhhh, anyone?

4) 50's & Em's appearances. These pushed his Game?... to a Higher?... plateau. But really, they made him step it up. He held his own with 50, but after the first verse of the Eminem joint, which was sub par, I thought he was toast. He even threw in the disclaimer about getting "killed on his own shit," but he damn near outshady'd slim, himself on that last verse. He absolutely killed it.

5) Not much filler. I can’t say I will listen to this album all the way through on the regular, but at least it’s consistent. No dumb interludes and instead of Buck, we got Yayo (who is undoubtedly the G-Unit adrenaline man). Oh yeah, he didn’t try to put any of his wack homies on either. Oh yeah, that timeline verse where he throws in KG was excellent. I almost forgot that Good Game.

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The Documentary Cons

1) Air Nikes... Game has officially replaced Cormega as the Nike spokesman (FYI, Mega's preference was the Air Max)

2) Dead rapper props. The dedication to the Williams sister’s-sister was nice, but she ain’t a rapper. Pac & Big get too much run, here. Eazy too. He even says something about baby Pun or something. As a matter of fact, rappers period. I understand he’s appreciative of Dre, but he dropped the guy’s name, like, 37 times. I lost count. Somebody needs to tell him he's doing 4 much (west-coast slang, people).

3) Not quite as lyrical as I thought it would be. I wasn’t expecting him to be Ras Kass, but Yuckmouth wasn’t lying when he said this dude got a Yonkers flow. He spits like mix-tape MC's, which I like, in increments, but not for a whole album. I’m not even saying he does that, because he doesn’t, but I didn’t expect it to be this much of it. I expected more stories, you know like that classic formula that made mid 90’s west-coast albums great?

4) Flow. It’s decent, but I could kind of see this coming after the New Edition, Hot 2Nite remix. It leaves something to be desired like a slice with no parmesan or garlic, you know? Over the right beat he can murder a track. He absolutely killed the Who Shot Ya, beat a couple years ago (top 2 on that beat, only behind Biggie… find it), but sometimes the beat outdoes him and he's left behind trying to pull up his khakis and catch up at the same time. It’s like he tries to get too much done in his bars when another MC would shave a couple words off to make it flow better.

5) He mentions those shoes and rappers a lot. I know I already said it, but he already said it too. This is my well placed irony for the day...


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In conclusion, this album was pretty good, not great but pretty good. I don’t want to make it sound sub par by saying that, but I dunno, sometimes I expect more out of certain people based on their past work and with who is overseeing the project. That’s a compliment coming for me, especially on an unproven rookie. When I heard Game’s features the last year or so, I thought he really was going to make this a great west-coast album in the vein of N.W.A.’s masterpiece Efil4zaggiN or Above the Law’ classic Uncle Sam’s Curse. What I had to bring myself to understand though is those albums were a lot more political than people gave them credit for and today’s young crop of MC’s aren’t as dedicated to taking that chance. What sounded like a bunch of ignorant Negroes just yelling on wax was just brutal social and political commentary without any inhibitions of being radio friendly or selling a certain amount of units. Game’s album, although produced with a west-coast sound, is more geared towards an east-coast audience. Sure, the singles will be played on both coasts and in between with regularity, but will west-coast purists really get what they were and I was expecting, here? Maybe, maybe not, but if they just wanted some shine back on their coast, they’re definitely happy, because unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past few months you’ve figured out it’s Game time in every time zone.


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