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Grammy Awards Picks |
ERYKAH LAURYN SCOTT |
MALIK
SINSEAR |
SHAUNIE
BLAZE |
NIC
FLARE |
expert
on Soul and "Artsy" music |
expert on Hip-Hop |
expert
on R&B |
expert on Celebrity Parties |
Album of the Year |
U2 will win this category for no other reason than Bono's
humanitarian works. Mariah should win, but the award will
go to U2. |
KanYe all day. He better win every award he's up for or
he's going Young Buck with a butter knife on every white
person he sees. |
Mariah is my girl and all, but KanYe is my baby daddy.
I'm taller than him in heels though. |
I really wish Usher or Diddy were up for awards this year.
They have the best parties this side of London. |
Pick:
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 |
Pick::
Late Registration - KanYe West |
Pick:
Late Registration - KanYe West |
Pick:
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 |
Record of the Year |
| While are these songs are worthy, no other song was as
dominant this year as We Belong Together. The other songs
are club anthems and cheerleader routines waiting to happen. |
Prince Paul has a hand in the whole Gorillaz shit, right?
Yeah, they should win. De La was featured too? Oh, hell yes. |
OK, here you go Mariah. Luv Ya, girl! |
Jermaine Dupri has some good parties though. He might throw
one for Mariah. I hope so, I've been practing that snap and
lean dance. How come all of the southern US states invent
the good dances. |
Pick:
We Belong
Together - Mariah Carey |
Pick:
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz f/ DeLa Soul |
Pick:
We Belong
Together -
Mariah Carey |
Pick:
We Belong
Together -
Mariah Carey |
Song of the Year (awarded to songwriter) |
| We Belong Together will win here, as well. However, don't
be surprised if they throw a bone Bruce's way. John Legend
has no chance, as well he shouldn't. |
Well, I don't fuck with no fasi John Legend, so Mariah
again. |
That one scene in John Legend's video where the boyfriend
wild's out on his girlfriend was some real shit, for real. |
I'd give my left testicle to party with the Boss. Does
he even come out any more? |
Pick:
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey |
Pick:
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey |
Pick:
Ordinary People - John Legend |
Pick:
Devils & Dust
-
Bruce Springsteen |
New Artist |
| Legend gets his award, thus vindicating me for predicting
his eventual downfall, as the winners of this award are never
heard from again a mere 18 months after taking it home. |
I still remember the first time I saw Ciara moving them
hips on top of that car in that video with Luda. She better
not do that and make those faces while I'm around. I swear
I will -- |
OMG, my little niece Kieshatay looks so cute doing that
1, 2 Step dance. She does it with these cute Ugg boots I
bought her. |
I'm with Malik on this one, her hips are mesmerizing. |
| Pick: John Legend |
Pick: Ciara |
Pick: Ciara |
Pick: Ciara |
Pop Vocal Album |
| If voters had any courage, they'd give this thing to Fiona,
but either Clarkson or Stefani takes this. If they give to
McCartney, the award is meaningless anyway. |
Kelly Clarkson got a pretty plump ass, yo. It wasn't that
big on American Idol. |
I love Holla
Back Girl.that's my shit. Get it? |
I'd give my right testicle to have been able to party with
the Beatles for just one leg of one of their tours. |
Pick:
Extraordinary Machine - Fiona Apple |
Pick:
Breakaway -
Kelly Clarkson |
Pick:
Love. Angel. Music. Baby. - Gwen Stefani |
Pick:
Chaos And Creation In The Backyard - Paul McCartney |
Rock Album |
| Coldplay's album was overrated from the very beginning
and U2 has been waiting a year for their big night, because
they weren't eligible last year. |
I don't care,
man.fine, Coldplay. I heard of them, I think. |
Ooh, I love Coldplay, especially that one song they have.
Um, hold on, it's on the tip of my tounge. |
Super Bowl appearance aside, The Stones are the GOAT group
living. |
Pick:
How
To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 |
Pick:
X&Y
- Coldplay |
Pick:
X&Y
- Coldplay |
Pick:
A Bigger Bang -
The Rolling Stones |
R&B
Album |
| It's Stevie Wonder. Period. |
No fasi's, yo! |
My girl Fantasia does look like Daffy Duck, but I swear
her whole album is about me. |
Call it a hunch, but it doesn't seem like Malik is very
fond of John Legend. |
Pick:
A Time To Love -
Stevie Wonder |
Pick:
A Time To Love - Stevie Wonder |
Pick:
Free Yourself - Fantasia |
Pick:
Get Lifted - John Legend |
Rap Album |
| The only reason Eninem won't win this award is because
they're afraid of what Kanye's might say if Late Registration
doesn't win. And we all know what Kanye is going to say. |
Little Brother not being in this category fucking stinks.
I guess we'll go with Common, fucking no nothing crackers. |
I can't wait to see what KanYe wears. I just hope it's
not white. The white suit is soooo last year. |
I'm picking 50 because I don't want him to send one of
his goons to shoot me if he finds out I didn't vote for him. |
Pick:
Late Registration - KanYe West |
Pick:
Be - Common |
Pick:
Late Registration - KanYe West |
Pick:
The
Massacre -
50 Cent |
Country
Album |
| The pretty girl always wins in the Country categories. |
Since we have to, I guess Trisha Yearwood since she won
American Idol |
Uh, Malik, that was Carrie Underwood. |
Yeah, sure, Carrie, so when do these bloody parties start?
I'm ready to lean and rock with it. |
Pick:
Fireflies
- Faith Hill |
Pick:
Jasper
Country - Carrie Underwood |
Pick:
Jasper Country - Trisha Yearwood |
Pick:
Jasper Country - Carrie Yearwood |
