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Well, she has a degree -- in something and umm...

Look, we all know Shaunie. The Ghetto Fantastic fly girl that won't wear anything less than D&G out to the corner store. The 5'6 around the way chick with "good hair" and a pretty smile that always gets what she thinks she deserves. The broad with an opinion about any and everything and has no problem letting you know it. Like we said, she has a degree -- in something; she's no chickenhead, she just demonstrates cluckable characteristics on occasion.

She's good, she's hood & she's our resident Hot Girl.


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Album Review

Mary J. Blige - The Breakthrough
True Happiness Is the Key
by: Shaunie Blaze, for Entertainment


As a black woman, I’m fully aware that there are few things we are assured of in this world. Three to be exact; a visit from a “friend” every month, going through bullshit with “men,” and getting through that bullshit with help from a Mary J. Blige album. Whenever my man is testing my sanity it’s a safe bet that I’m somewhere with a glass of red wine listening to a Mary J. CD deciding whether he’s really worth the trouble. Lord knows My Life and Share My World kept me sane enough to make it out of undergrad.

Personally, I prefer hurt Mary over happy Mary. Some of my sistah's most heartfelt and extraordinary work has been done after sorry ass niggas like Case and that bird-chested K-Ci have done her wrong. Then there’s the content Mary that made songs with Elton John -- So, historically, it’s safe to say she’s a far superior artist when she’s being mistreated. I know, it sounds kinda messed up, but you know it’s true. It’s like comparing big Luther to small Luther; there’s really no comparison at all.

Mary’s seventh full length studio album, The Breakthrough features a happily married woman. Yes, happily. Happily as in, “Oh, God this is sure to be a colossal disappointment.” I won’t lie, I was worried, but there couldn’t have been a better title for this record, because MJB seems to have made a breakthrough in her career by recording an exceptional album while maintaining a relationship with a man that ain’t driving her ass crazy to the point she gotta get drunk and/or high just to cope.

Sometimes, (well most of the time) it’s difficult for a sistah to honestly be happy for another sistah, but I can truthfully say I’m happy for Mary J. Furthermore, I’m almost as thankful for her husband, Kendu Isaacs as Mary, herself because whatever that brotha has given her has worked better than her latest rehab. She’s not at all shy to talk about it either. As evidenced by her smash lead single, Be Without You, along with About You, Can’t Hide From Luv, So Lady – well, more than half the album, is about how her black man has made life better. She’s still Mary though, so she can’t just forget about all the shit K-Ci, ‘nem and every other man she’s ever known put her through. Because of that we get standout tracks like Baggage, the inspirational Father In You and my personal favorite song on the CD, Good Woman Down. I’m telling y’all, the song is worth the $9.99, alone. For the therapy she provides, you couldn’t pay a shrink enough to do a better job.

Breakthrough is truly a multipurpose record. You can take this CD and play it after you've had a fight with your man on Saturday afternoon, get over the fight, rock to part of it on your way to the club, play a couple songs on your way to church, make up with your boo, and let the rest of the album ride out on your way home from brunch.

In 1994, Mary J. Blige said she wanted to be Happy. Over ten years later, she looks like she’s finally achieved that happiness and while that’s great for her and all, I’m just Happy she was able to make a great album despite it.

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