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the JOE BUDDEN theory, part 1


A word before you begin

Buy a fuckin clue...or a Clue mixtape.

 

About three years ago, a young aspiring MC, known to his Jersey City comrades as "Mouse," burst onto what now seems like an oversaturated Hip-Hop mixtape scene. With quick hitting and equally gratifying punch lines, many of which poked fun at popular basketball players like Paul Pierce, who had just got his ass stabbed up, and the entire Dallas Mavericks fluffy front line, he seemed to rapidly separate himself from the pack of dudes who just hung out at the studio and got a chance to rhyme because they had the good weed.

 

DJ Clue, who had formed a label he dubbed Desert Storm, featuring Ma$e Jr. aka Fabolous Sport, needed one more rapper to complete what he thought could be his "Triangle Offense of Rap" (another basketball term referring to the offense the Chicago Bulls ran during the Cheese Eyes era).

Its Summer 2002 and the Clipse own every sound system moving on the street, with their Neptunes laced hustling anthem, Grindin'. Every rapper in the Western Hemisphere spit their writtens -- ahem "freestyles" -- over it, but only one stands out. One guy with a squeaky voice who proclaims himself, Mike Bibby, aka "the newest King of the league." It absolutely owns every rented drop and SUV in South Beach Miami on Labor Day weekend.

This is the story of Joe Budden (NOT BUDDENS!) and how his career has been fucked over by an entity within the Def Jam family thus far in his career. From the attempted sabotage of his first single to his manufactured beef with G-Unit, on through the countless roadblocks set up to tank his sophomore album, The Growth. Can Joe recover? Or is Jumpoff doomed a life of Memphis Bleek-like proportions? That remains to be seen, but just Walk With Me through the past few years, for now.


Harlem born, Queens and Jersey City raised Joseph Budden, Jr. took to poetry early in his life. Along with the support of his mother, it would eventually become therapy for him to battle being a dust head. It also helped him link up with New York City's DJ Clue, who helped him secure a development deal on a sub label of Def Jam Records, which he soon parlayed into a feature deal with the parent company, by way of the success from his first real single, Focus. The beat used for Focus was supposed to be a remix for someone else, but the song blew up like Chris Farley's heart and ran neck 'n neck with Grindin' all along the Eastern seaboard for the title of club anthem that '02 summer. You could not go to a club, especially in New York, that summer and not hear it. Trust me, I tried.

Def Jam shoots no video for the buzzing Focus, but instead waits a year to throw its intro on the end of Joe's first video Pump It Up, shot at the project playground where G-Money made all those jump shots in New Jack City. Joe had a feeling he was being played, but he had no idea...

Pump It Up, produced by Just Blaze was a commercial success. It was featured on video games and played at NBA arenas and nightclubs, alike, but it seemed to not get the push it deserved from the label, because, secretly, there was someone trying to deflect all that shine Joey was poised to receive.

In 2000, the World Famous DJ Clue releases the official Soundtrack to Backstage, a Hip-Hop documentary of sorts, through Roc-A-Fella records. The Best of Me remix, featuring sexy R&B ferret, Mya and Jay-Z becomes an instant hit and seems to earn Clue his Roc-A-Stripes. However, at one point in the movie, asshole extraordinaire Dame Dash shows his lack of approval for DJ Chin by basically calling him a lazy piece of human waste. Clearly the Honeymoon is over between Roc-A-Fella and Clue, and is further strained, as Clue retains close relationships with rappers Jay isn't too fond of for his mixtapes. These artists include Mobb Deep and Nas. Clue tries to explain to Jay that since he's from Queens either Jay should move his entire family out of the borough or shut the fuck up. Jay plays it cool and tells Clue, "Fine, do you" (which means "Fuck you, Clue" in Hip-Hop). When later asked about Clue in an interview, Jay is quoted as nonchalantly saying, "I guess he's still down with us" (this also means "Fuck You, Clue").

Coincidentally, Roc-A-Fella seems to soon be searching for new in-house producers. Just Blaze and Kanye West are added to the squad and Clue goes from top midget to not mentioned at all. Unaware of the rift between Clue and The ROC, Just Blaze receives a call from the Queens DJ, who extends an invitation to him to play some Atari 7800 and watch an advanced screening of the new Sci-Fi thriller, Equilibrium. As an avid video game and Science Fiction fanboy, Blaze doesn't even think twice. He grabs his backpack, mounts his Segway and quickly hovers over to Clue's crib. There, while Just is simulating a light saber fight scene with a life-size Boba Fett, Clue raids Blaze's Jansport backpack and confiscates a beat tape containing, among other masterpieces, an energetic rework of A Tribe Called Quest's classic Scenario remix. Clue hands it off to Skane Dolla, Budden's right hand man, and drops it off to Joe in his Toyota Tercel. Joe rips a hole in the beat and Pump It Up is born.
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stay tuned for part 2 of the JOE BUDDEN theory, where big homie, himself confronts just blaze about uncertain betrayal and a desperate dj clue uses joe's baby mother and a carton of newport's to save the momentum of his protégé's debut album.



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