Do
Him a Favre, Don’t Do Him No Favors
by: The Magmafiya, for Sports
This
being the first piece I contributed to FiyaStarter.com, I wanted
it
to be special so
I thought about going over one of The Source’s do-over 5 mic
albums (laughable) or little nerd praised video-games like The Legend
of Zelda or Final Fantasy, when I started flipping stations on my
television only to run across one of those “Greatest Super
Bowl Moments,” recaps on ESPN 14. They were showing highlights
of Super Bowl XXXI between the Green Bay Packers and The New England
Patriots. This show seemed to go out of its way in praising Brett
Favre when I had a flashback to watching the actual game at my domicile.
I remember it like it was yesterday; because I had been out of town
on undisclosed business all week, I didn’t know of any parties
that were going on, except for one my friend Stanley was throwing.
Stanley’s television at the time was about 19-inches and the
picture was always lousy. He had also just broken up with his longtime
girlfriend Jenny and his little black book needed a major update.
Jenny’s female friends were hot. Stanley’s, not so much.
So I decided to pick up a box of KFC Honey BBQ wings and just watch
the contest by myself. Besides those extraordinary wings, I remember
one thing specifically, about this game. It was an exchange between
John Madden and Pat Summeral during the final moments of the Packers
35-21 victory over the Pats. Forgive my memory but I’m pretty
sure it went a something like;
John: “Well, Pat! It’s getting
close to that time where ya got your MVP and ya choose that guy
to go up there and get that big ‘ol trophy to put in the back
of his pick-up truck, there and then unload it and move it up to
his mantel next to his hunting rifles and other stuff, don’t
ya think?”
Pat: “I think Desmond Howard deserves
this one, John. I mean he has ran back two kicks. One was…
99 yards, by golly!”
*uncomfortable pause*
John: “Errrrryeaaah, but I think that
all Brett stands for and his smile, ehh, look at that smile on that
sideline, how about that? He just loves the game so much. Ya gotta
just root for a guy like that, Pat.”
Pat: “Look, YOU asked me John. It’s
just fine with me if you want to campaign for the man’s jewels
for the next 1:30 of regulation. I told you who I thought should-----
Hold on, what’s this? Dammit, I said a DRY martini, where’s
the friggin’ olive? Get me to a real bar, already! I’m
in New Orleans and can’t get a decent---”
*inaudible*
As I was getting out the final remnants of the BBQ sauce I dropped
on my carpet after hearing Summeral go off, I didn’t think
too much about how Brett Favre nuthugging would become prevalent
in the next few years. I mean Desmond got his MVP award for the
game and it was a sealed deal, right?
Watching that Super Bowl recap, I couldn’t help but notice
how anybody who didn’t see that game would think that Favre
was a one man gang out there. Um, doesn’t anyone remember
Desmond won the MVP? If anything the close ups and dramatic shots
should have been of Reggie White (R.I.P.), who came and turned that
poor franchise back into a contender in the first place. No sir,
it seemed like a camera was on Brett at all times like he was a
cast-member of the Real World.
That’s when I woke up and realized that the NFL has been trying
to make Brett Favre into an all-time great when he isn't. Something
must be done, immediately! Now don’t get me wrong, I know
the man has three regular season MVP’s to go along with thousands
of yards and hundreds of touchdowns, but let’s be honest here,
he won his one big game because of Desmond and his dancing machine
moves up and down that damn field in January of ’97.
Since the Vince Lombardi era of football, which I personally don’t
think should be included in conversations concerning today’s
athletes (hiding the ball on your hip during play-action was a legitimate
“trick-play" back then for pete sake), the only quarterbacks
that should be mentioned as great in the modern day era are Joe
Montana, Roger Staubach, Terry Bradshaw (four rings...four), John
Elway, Phil Simms (go read that SB record book), Troy Aikman and
Tom Brady. If you’re wondering about Steve Young, he’s
in limbo on my list, right now. I want throw him in, but unless
he had a four touchdown lead against the Cowboys in the playoffs,
he seemed to wilt like a dandelion. That’s always bothered
me.
In any event, the point here is that Brett Favre is a very good
quarterback, but he has never been the reason his team won at least
one of their “Big One’s.” It’s not difficult,
that simply is my criteria. If we’re not using the biggest
stage in the game to measure one’s greatness, then sure we
could have Favre on the list. Put Marino, Jim McMahon, Jim Kelly
and his backup Frank Reich on this list while you're at it. See
what I mean? Well, what about the past few years? Yes, the Packers
have reached the playoffs, but don’t you agree that they have
lost in some of the most embarrassing ways BECAUSE of quarterback
play instead of despite it? Surely, you haven’t forgotten
the Pop-Warner like reads on those interceptions against, Atlanta,
Philadelphia and the damn Vikings secondary the last three years,
have you?
I mean seriously, Favre is a fine passer with a canon arm, resiliency
out the tucas, has the gift to make standard receivers look better
than they are and a flair for the dramatic in the regular season.
But, like I just stated, that’s the regular season. You can
argue until you’re blue in the face, but the fact remains
that without Desmond returning those kicks like the Tasmanian Devil,
the following year, Brett lost to an 0-3 Super Bowl quarterback
in the big game. My uncle Steve always says if you wouldn’t
put your money on a guy in a big game, then he’s not a money
guy. Would you really bet against Montana in a big game? Staubach?
For all the losses Elway took in those Super Bowl’s wasn’t
he the favorite in most of them? All I know is that if Brett was
playing in the big game this year and I had odds, I would probably
rather invest in a box of Honey BBQ wings, instead. At least I know
they would show up and be great.