FiyaStarter
is proud to honor William "W.C." Calhoun
with it's first-ever Wheel of Cysage Award, given to those whose
under appreciated talent we believe is a bottomless
well of comedic material.
Despite
being a staple in the west coast rap game for nearly
three decades, "Dub-C" is best known for the
thing he does better than anyone else in the world:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QTaJcLj4-q8&search=W.C.%20walk
Indeed,
what Jordan is to basketball, Shabba Ranks is
to ugly, Dub-C is to crip walking. The guy's agility is mesmerizing,
as he joyfully hops and skips with such gangsta
precision and grace. You can't take your eyes off of his
feet for even a split second, for fear that you might miss some
impossibly quick change of direction that can only be rivaled
by squirrels and 1997 Barry Sanders. In fact, Dub-C's fancy
footwork is so beloved around the world that I'd be willing to
bet if he embarked on a world tour that featured nothing more than
himself C-walking
on the stage for two hours, there are millions of people who
would pay to see such a show, and I'm one of them.
Congratulations, W.C.
