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“I was gonna drive around
the corner and get a blow job.”
-Charles Barkley
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--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that was located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds and 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

FiyaStarter's Reebok ABCD Camp, Pt. 2.
by: Linwood Jenkins, for Sports

You've seen the report on the main-eventer's from the ABCD camp; now here's the rest of the top ballers from the Reebok camp, we had to fuckin pay for, last week:

Taylor King (2007): A few years ago, King burst onto the scene as an 8th grader at this very event, by stealing some of the shine from O.J. Mayo and accepting a scholarship offer from UCLA. He was the youngest recruit in UCLA's history. Since then, his flaws as an athlete have been exposed, he’s become a dominant rebounder, grown about three inches, reneged on UCLA and gave a verbal commitment to Duke. King, in my estimation, is the best shooter in the 2007 class. He's a bit of a ballhog, but damn, if I could shoot like that, I'd be gunning, too. And this nigga's arms are long as shit. I thought AK-47 was the only white guy with extremely long arms.

Alex Tyus (2007): Bouncy. This dude got that Shawn Marion shit with him. Ya know, the kinda player that walks on his tip-toes and looks as if he's about jump over someone with every step he takes? He's built like Marion, too, with the wide shoulders and long arms. His jumper is push shoot and it needs to be fixed immediately before he gets too used to shooting it that way, because he actually has good form on his shot, except for the lack of rotation on the ball, which can cause a push-shooter to spray shots all over the fucking place.

Jonathan Flynn (2007): Maaaaaaan. This lil' bamma dunked the ball and scared the shit out of everyone. He is going to be everything Jonathan Hargett should have been, because he's not stupid and he listens to people. He's explosive as hell. At barely 5-11, it's amazing that he's actually a pure PG, because dudes his size, with his kind of athletic ability usually go for self a lot. Napoleon-complexes and all, ya know? But, he's different. He's very unselfish and feels no need to show off. After his breakaway dunk got the crowd buzzing, he never dunked again, despite having ample chances. 'Cuse fans are gonna have plenty to brag about.

Corey Fisher and Corey Stokes (2007): The Two Coreys, both Villanova commits, both played well in the Senior All Star Game, but it was Fisher who really made people take notice. He scored 28 points in the game, a good portion of which came against Flynn. Fisher is very quick and changes speeds well. I tend to like crafty stop and go PGs. He's a pretty good shooter, but he's only a competent passer. Stokes is an off-guard with a nice shooting touch. He has an NBA body, but a fucked up handle. If he don't get his shit together, he’s gonna be on some Jarvis Hayes shit in a minute. Still, I can't help but like the kid, because he's got a mean streak and plays like opponents said something about his mother.

Percy Romeo Miller, Jr. (2008): Yup, Lil' Romeo aka P’s son. No, really, he can actually play. He's going to a D-1 school. U mad?