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10. Cheese Eyes fucking Bad Dad up with the 4-times scissor crossover in the '85 playoffs and sticking that J in his grill. This is when I actually liked his Cheese Eye'd ass, before he became Dave Falk's whore...and Dave Stern's house nigga...and Phil Knight's ho. He'd prolly be higher, but Rebublicans buy shoes, too.
9. Isiah throwing a bounce pass alley-oop from half court. This is when I first realized that black athletes just got some different shit with them.
8. Barry Sanders leaping five yards BACKWARDS when the entire Bills defensive line got into the backfield .3 seconds after the ball was snapped. The nigga gained 4 yards on the play. I SAY THE NIGGA GAINED 4 YARDS!!! BLACK!!!!!
7. Jerry Rice's 1987 season. 23 TDs in 12 games. And y'all wonder why I say he's underrated. I believe he's the greatest football player ever. No question. If Sapp hadn't fucked him up...we're talking 300 TDs...EASILY! Get it through your heads. He's the best.
6. Charles Barkley's Gorilla Dunk on Lakers vs. Celtics and the NBA Playoffs. Easy bucket, y'all. That shit looks violent the way he takes off and slams that ball. I eventually learned how to draw charges on it though.
5. Randall
Cunningham's 91 yard punt. I mean goddamn. Seriously. That's just
black. He's a damn QB!
4. Vince Carter's reverse revolution 360 windmill dunk. "It's oooovvaaaaa." - Kenny Smith. The Human Being is God's crowning achievement? Well, if God can design a non-Asiatic being that can do that, I would say He's topped Himself. BLACKNESS!!!!!
3. Sugar Ray Leonard getting in Marv's shyt after a THREE YEAR LAYOFF!!!! Hagler was arguably the best fighter on the planet and Ray did that shit to him. Come on now!!!! That's the black shit!!!! That's that DC UUREA Black!!! DA UUREA NYGGAS!!!! AND HE DID COKE AND DRANK ALL THREE YEARS!!!! BLACK!!!!
2. Asiatic Prince Vince Young's performance in the 2006 Rose Bowl. Did anyone else see the black security guard behind the end zone after Asiatic Prince Vince scored that final TD? LMAO!!!!! HE LOOKED AT THAT NYGGA LIKE HE WAS SEEING THE RETURN OF CHRIST!!!! He had nothing but absolute awe in his eyes. That is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute. Vince Young deserves to have a Black History Month poster and it should be placed alongside MLK, Douglass, Bethune, Truth and all the others greats in every majority black elementary and middle school in the fucking country.
1. Muhammad Ali proudly raising the torch after lighting the Olympic cauldron. People make jokey jokes and try to make the shit seem insignificant, but watching that man...THAT PROUD BLACK MAN...struggle to light that cauldron was incredibly symbolic of the black experience. It moves me to this day. And if I'm ever in a room and the shit comes on and a black person laughs after, I smack the fuck outta them without saying a word. Straight the fuck up. I'll smack niggas.
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