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“I was gonna drive around
the corner and get a blow job.”
-Charles Barkley
Drunk ass political hopeful.

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--Former Division III QB
--Backed up Brett Favre in Pop Warner League
-- He was highly rated in HS until his tourrette's syndrome became so severe that he cursed out coaches and teammates, and he’d often have fits of rage where he threw the football as hard as he could at the referees, often knocking them unconscious and even causing brain-damage to one. Because of his condition, only the worst college football programs would take him. Gino also think black people are incapable of succeeding in positions of leadership in sports, whether they be quarterbacks, coaches, general managers, owners or trainers. As he puts it, “It’s like slavery…blacks just don’t do good work unless there’s a white man looking over them at all times. You can’t put a black in charge of other blacks. You just can’t.”

Real MVP Talk
by: Gino Tourretti, for Sports

First the good: Peyton Manning is a very talented passer. He can make every throw imaginable with precision and touch. He’s very intelligent…OVERSTATED!!! ACK!! SMART BOYS DON’T LOSE!...and he’s a great teammate.

However, all that said…LOSER! FUCKING LOSER! WHOOP!...he’s a loser. Take it from me, I know what a loser QB looks like. I defeated plenty in my day. I’M THE FUCKING BEST! Manning just doesn’t have that innate ability to win that so many of the greats had, such as Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw, John Elway, Tom Brady, Roger Staubach, myself, etc. Just a few weeks ago, Manning lost The Big Game to Brady once more...SAW THAT COMING! LOSER!...yet, there are still people…FAT ASS PETER KING!!! ART MONK BELONGS IN THE HALL, YOU FAT FUCK!...in football world making excuses for the guy. There are no excuses for a loser, folks. Stop
inventing them.

Manning’s losing ways can be traced by to his collegiate career at Tennessee…HE’S SPURRIER’S BITCH! Manning could never quite get his team over the hump. His 0-for-Florida career as a Vol can be summarized in two words…BLACK MAN!!! BLACK MAN!!! BLACK MAN!!!...FUCKIN SPOOK!!...Tee Martin. Tee Martin followed in Mannings footsteps and virtually erased them. Not only did Martin grant Vol Nation their immediate wish…BLACK MAN BEAT SPURRIER! BLACK! BLACK!..., by beating Flordida for the first time in 5 years, or before Manning put in a Vol uniform, if you’re counting…HE’S A FUCKING LOSER! BAD LUCK! BAD LUCK!..., but Martin also led them to the ultimate prize--the national championship, which they didn’t get a whiff of with Manning at the helm. I know all the Manning apologists…FAGS! FAGGOTS!...will try to romanticize the Manning era at Tennessee as some sort of revitalization project, which Martin only continued, culminating in a national title…BULLSHIT! LIES! LIES! FUCKING FAG LIARS!..., and to that I say…

Bullshit.

Manning will never win a super Bowl, because he’ll never get to a Super Bowl, not with Brady, Chad Pennington, LaDanian Tomlinson and Bill Cowher in his way for the next 10 years. GODDAMN! NO CHANCE! WHOOP! HE’S FUCKED!

I hope Peyton and his fans enjoyed when he broke Dan Marino’s…NOT A LOSER! JUST BAD LUCK LIKE ME! I’M THE BEST! FUCK THAT!...,because that’s as close to greatness as Peyton Manning will ever get.