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--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that is located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds, 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester also adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

New York Knicks Trade Analysis
by: Linwood Jenkins for Sports

LoyalKnickFan [11:19 A.M.]: how can the media sit here and say penny and ariza for francis is a bad trade?
LinnyJDaBaller [11:19 A.M.]: obsession with the cap
LoyalKnickFan [11:20 A.M.]: fuk a cap
LoyalKnickFan [11:20 A.M.]: we never gonna be under the cap, get over it
LinnyJDaBaller [11:22 A.M.]: exactly
LoyalKnickFan [11:23 A.M.]: either way, if zeke finds a way to land KG, the fans better kiss his feet like he jesus
LinnyJDaBaller [11:23 A.M.]: man, i dunno what's gonna happen wit KG, but i think people need to realize how bad layden fucked this team up
LoyalKnickFan [11:24 A.M.]: it dont matter.. zeke job is to get talent and he;s done that
LoyalKnickFan [11:24 A.M.]: some of the talent doesnt mesh but thats a chance u take
LoyalKnickFan [11:24 A.M.]: before zeke, we had fuckin eisley and ward.. now we got francis and marbury
LoyalKnickFan[11:24 A.M.]: nuff said
LinnyJDaBaller [11:26 A.M.]: LKN, that's the most sense i've heard in 18 hours...good job
LoyalKnickFan [11:26 A.M.]: ha
LoyalKnickFan [11:26 A.M.]: its logic.
LoyalKnickFan [11:26 A.M.]: shandon anderson or jamal crawford?
LoyalKnickFan [11:26 A.M.]: travis knight or eddy curry?
LinnyJDaBaller [11:26 A.M.]: agree
LinnyJDaBaller [11:26 A.M.]: agree
LinnyJDaBaller [11:27 A.M.]: see, i don't remember all them scrubs, because i ain't give a shit about the knicks before zeke got there
LoyalKnickFan [11:27 A.M.]: hehe
LoyalKnickFan [11:27 A.M.]: well, i do!
LinnyJDaBaller [11:27 A.M.]: right, because you a real knicks nigga
LoyalKnickFan [11:27 A.M.]: clarence weatherspoon dogg
LoyalKnickFan [11:27 A.M.]: dude gave clarence weatherspoon 40 million
LinnyJDaBaller [11:27 A.M.]: i'm sorry you had to see them muhfuckas on the court at the same time
LoyalKnickFan [11:27 A.M.]: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LinnyJDaBaller [11:28 A.M.]: GODDAMN!
LinnyJDaBaller [11:28 A.M.]: spoon?
LoyalKnickFan [11:28 A.M.]: yessirrr
LinnyJDaBaller [11:28 A.M.]: FIYA!!!!
LinnyJDaBaller [11:28 A.M.]: hahahahahahahahahahaha
LoyalKnickFan [11:28 A.M.]: lol
LoyalKnickFan [11:28 A.M.]: dude drafted fredrieck weiss
LoyalKnickFan [11:28 A.M.]: zeke got late second round picks that outshine his lottery pick
LinnyJDaBaller [11:28 A.M.]: *coonin at desk...closes office dorr*....NOT SPOON!!! LMAO
LoyalKnickFan [11:28 A.M.]: ha
LoyalKnickFan [11:29 A.M.]: lemon head spoon
LinnyJDaBaller [11:29 A.M.]: oh yeah...weis...he was sorry
LoyalKnickFan [11:29 A.M.]: dude coulda drafted artest
LoyalKnickFan [11:29 A.M.]: but he took weiss
LinnyJDaBaller [11:29 A.M.]: that i remember
LoyalKnickFan [11:30 A.M.]: traded for glen rice
LoyalKnickFan [11:30 A.M.]: wtf?
LinnyJDaBaller [11:30 A.M.]: lol
LoyalKnickFan [11:30 A.M.]: ewing for glen rice, luc longley and travis knight
LoyalKnickFan [11:30 A.M.]: how does that make any fckin sense?
LoyalKnickFan [11:30 A.M.]: and then signed glen rice to a stupid deal as if he wasnt old as shit
LinnyJDaBaller [11:31 A.M.]: loyal, this is good ammo...i think i'mma post this for my trade analysis
LoyalKnickFan [11:31 A.M.]: dude fuckin gave my homie H20 a 100 million.. wtf? allan was my dogg.. but c'mon
LoyalKnickFan [11:31 A.M.]: good!
LoyalKnickFan [11:31 A.M.]: make me famous!
LinnyJDaBaller [11:31 A.M.]: lol
LoyalKnickFan [11:31 A.M.]: it aint like allan said "give me a 100 mill or im leaving"
LoyalKnickFan [11:31 A.M.]: layden just threw that shit at him
LinnyJDaBaller [11:32 A.M.]: right
LoyalKnickFan [11:32 A.M.]: dude must have walked into the office today like "whats the craziest stupidiest shit i can do today.. <scratches head>.. get allans agent on the phone..."
LinnyJDaBaller [11:33 A.M.]: jive...when i heard about that deal, i just looked up houston's stats immediately and tried to make some sense of that shit
LoyalKnickFan [11:33 A.M.]: you cant!
LoyalKnickFan [11:33 A.M.]: and allan was my dogg
LoyalKnickFan [11:33 A.M.]: u could have given him 50 million and he would have taken it
LoyalKnickFan [11:33 A.M.]: cuz thats just him
LinnyJDaBaller [11:34 A.M.]: i dunno about all that....he left the pistons because they lowballed him
LoyalKnickFan [11:34 A.M.]: nah, he left them because psycho coach collins reminded him of kevin bacons character in the movie "sleepers"
LinnyJDaBaller [11:35 A.M.]: lol...i guess
LinnyJDaBaller [11:36 A.M.]: i heard a rack of reasons why he left...he was jealous of g. hill...they lowballed him...collins...he hated detroit...he just loved nyc...whole lotta shit
LoyalKnickFan [11:36 A.M.]: basically
LoyalKnickFan[11:37 A.M.]: layden tried to turn the knicks into the jazz though
LoyalKnickFan [11:37 A.M.]: he got eisley and anderson and would have done anything to land ostertag
LinnyJDaBaller [11:39 A.M.]: lmao...for real?
LoyalKnickFan [11:39 A.M.]: yeah
LoyalKnickFan [11:39 A.M.]: every trade deadline
LoyalKnickFan [11:39 A.M.]: the damn ostertag rumours were unbearable
LinnyJDaBaller [11:45 A.M.]: you were scared...lmao
LoyalKnickFan [11:49 A.M.]: http://www.nydailynews.com/ips_rich_content/969-BACK_LARGE.jpg
LoyalKnickFan [11:49 A.M.]: they hate him
LinnyJDaBaller [11:57 A.M.]: lol
LoyalKnickFan signed off at 11:58 A.M.