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“I was gonna drive around
the corner and get a blow job.”
-Charles Barkley
Drunk ass political hopeful.

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LoyalKnicksFan aka Patrick Walt Willis John Allan Johnson-Oakley-King the 3rd, is 31-year-old Yonkers native who was forced to move upstate, further away from MSG and the current state of the Knicks. He was fired by his employer in 1994 for refusing to work during the ‘94 Playoffs and NBA Finals which featured the New York Knicks. He blew the engine on his 1986 Dodge Caravan, racing home for the tip-off of game 5 of the 1995 playoffs between Indiana and New York. Written requests that Knicks management pay for the repairs for the vehicle were denied. During the 1997 NBA Season, he reduced his yearly income by 60% because he left work early every evening in order to watch what he thought was the New York Knicks team that would finally defeat Cheese Eyes and the Chicago Bulls. While most people resort to "Word to my moms" or "Word to god," Loyal is often heard saying, "Word to the Knicks."

Jamal Can Fade 'Em All
by: LoyalKnicksFan, for Sports

Not much this week, my friends. Truth is that with the playoffs nearing my mood is pretty somber as my beloved team ain't even sniffing them shits. No, I haven’t had much to be happy about this year, but thanks to Jamal Crawford, it's been an overall good week by current Knicks standards, anyway. I watched him hit game winners against Cleveland and Indiana and just the other day he poured in 31 points and somehow managed to grab 11 rebounds in a win over Paul Pierce and the Celtics.

I always knew Jamal had game based on the potential he showed me when I used him at the 1 on NBA Live 2003. I would just run ass stomping clinics with him poppin' off three pointer after three pointer like nobody’s business. One time, in particular, I dropped 50 with J-Craw on my boy, Dink. Man, his big teeth ass had a damn fit. He tried to use the standard piss’n’moan Live argument of how the game allows players to perform beyond their real life abilities. Fuck outta here. As fate would have it, Jamal scored 50 just a couple weeks later. I called Dink’s whining ass and just laughed until he decided to hang up.

Ahhh, those were good times.

Now that I think about it, I've hit quite a few game winners with Craw on Live over the past few years. I guess, "If it’s in the game, it’s in the game," literally.

(EA Sports you can get my contact info from FiyaStarter’s administrative office and show your gratitude.)

Anyway here's to you, Jamal. Thanks for brightening our dim season and making ‘Bron's face look like the 40-year old he really is, last Wednesday night. See you at the 40/40 after the next home game.

Keep the emails coming, people...inzekewetrust@hotmail.com