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“I was gonna drive around
the corner and get a blow job.”
-Charles Barkley
Drunk ass political hopeful.

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LoyalKnicksFan aka Patrick Walt Willis John Allan Johnson-Oakley-King the 3rd, is 31-year-old Yonkers native who was forced to move upstate, further away from MSG and the current state of the Knicks. He was fired by his employer in 1994 for refusing to work during the ‘94 Playoffs and NBA Finals which featured the New York Knicks. He blew the engine on his 1986 Dodge Caravan, racing home for the tip-off of game 5 of the 1995 playoffs between Indiana and New York. Written requests that Knicks management pay for the repairs for the vehicle were denied. During the 1997 NBA Season, he reduced his yearly income by 60% because he left work early every evening in order to watch what he thought was the New York Knicks team that would finally defeat Cheese Eyes and the Chicago Bulls. While most people resort to "Word to my moms" or "Word to god," Loyal is often heard saying, "Word to the Knicks."

Larry Bush aka George Brown?
by: LoyalKnicksFan, for Sports

We’ve never seen Superman and Clark Kent together, right? Just like we’ve never seen The Incredible Hulk and Bruce Banner, Spider-Man and Peter Parker or Shock-G and Humpty Hump at the same time, correct? Of course not, because they are the same person; it's just understood. Alright, now honestly answer me this, have you ever seen Larry Brown and George Bush together? Think about it, Google it, go to the library and research it, then call Dionne Warwick and ask her Psychic Friends and the answer will be still be "NO."

They have to be the same person! Don't believe me? Let's analyze the similarities between these two individuals and I'm not talking just about them both being Caucasian and having grey hair either, Jerry West and Larry Hagman are both white and grey and they aren’t the same person...are they?

Anyway back to Brown and Bush; let's really look at these two and their shocking similarities:

George Bush fixed the election in Florida so he could have his dream job as the President of The United States of America.	Larry Brown fixed himself into being fired by the Detroit Pistons so he could have his dream job as coach of the New York Knickerbockers.
George Bush tried to use Colin Powell, who whites consider a non-threatening African American as his best buddy in attempt to bridge the gap between himself and the African American community. (Keep in mind, nobody in the hood give a damn about no Colin Powell.)	Larry Brown had his own non-threatening African American player/buddy in Eric Snow and tried to use him as an example to dismiss the myth that Larry Brown cannot relate to young black males. (When's the last time you seen an Eric Snow jersey being worn in Brownsville, B.K.?)
George Bush once had a very good friend by the name of Osama Bin Laden. Once Osama served no further use to Mr. Bush, he dumped him like waste basket and made son the scapegoat for all so called terrorism in the U.S.A.	Larry Brown had a player by the name of Allen Iverson who was a "great kid" and a "pleasure to coach" as long as Iverson did whatever Larry asked of him. Once Allen refused to continue to follow out Brown's commands he became a bad player and everything that was wrong with the N.B.A.
George Bush’s name has been often linked to the horrible attacks to NYC, including the destruction of the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001.	Larry Brown has been directly linked to the destruction of the NY Knicks and is essentially attempting to destroy Madison Square Garden here in 2006.
Before George Bush was president, we had a Head of State by the name of Bill Clinton who was rightfully or unrightfully labeled "The First Black President". So you could technically say the president before George Bush was black.	Before Larry Brown was our coach we had Lenny Wilkins, Herb Williams and Don Chaney as our coach. All of which were black.
George Bush recently tried to sell the Ports to some Arabs.	Larry Brown recently tried to convince Isiah that George Lynch is a better basketball player than Stephon Marbury.
George Bush, no matter how wrong, how dumb, how stupid, how much he messes up continues to trick the media with his finger pointing and "it’s his fault" attitude. Never do the media point out how much he screwed up and if they do, it gets censored.	Larry Brown, no matter how wrong, how dumb, how stupid, how much he gets out-coached continues to trick the media with his finger pointing and "it’s his fault" attitude. Never do the media point out how much he screwed up and if they do, it gets censored.
George Bush is going to lose a war to a Third World Country.	Larry Brown lost the Summer Games to Third World Talent.
George Bush is a known right winger.	Larry Brown is know for "playing the right way."

I mean really, I could go on and until the Kellogg's rooster comes out tomorrow morning, but I think I’ve proven my point. It’s the same person, folks. Disagree? Well, show me some proof, bitches!