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“I was gonna drive around
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-Charles Barkley
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LoyalKnicksFan aka Patrick Walt Willis John Allan Johnson-Oakley-King the 3rd, is 31-year-old Yonkers native who was forced to move upstate, further away from MSG and the current state of the Knicks. He was fired by his employer in 1994 for refusing to work during the ‘94 Playoffs and NBA Finals which featured the New York Knicks. He blew the engine on his 1986 Dodge Caravan, racing home for the tip-off of game 5 of the 1995 playoffs between Indiana and New York. Written requests that Knicks management pay for the repairs for the vehicle were denied. During the 1997 NBA Season, he reduced his yearly income by 60% because he left work early every evening in order to watch what he thought was the New York Knicks team that would finally defeat Cheese Eyes and the Chicago Bulls. While most people resort to "Word to my moms" or "Word to god," Loyal is often heard saying, "Word to the Knicks."

What About Brown?
by: LoyalKnicksFan, for Sports

I KNOW YOU AND YOU KNOW ME,
I KNOW YOU AND YOU KNOW ME,
I KNOW YOU AND YOU KNOW ME,
IT'S THE SOBB STORY, THE SOBB STORY!

That's what Stephon Marbury and Larry Brown are pretty much saying to each other, pointing out the obvious flaws in one another. What I'm wondering is why everyone is taking Larry Brown’s side? People often complain about how players make all this money and should be playing winning basketball in return for the glorious paychecks they receive. Well, last time I checked Larry Brown is earning *cough* stealing *cough* $10 million dollars this year. Where's all the hoopla about him making an absurd amount of money showing and having nothing to show for it in terms of results? Is it Stephon's fault Larry Brown cannot pick a fuckin starting line up? Is it Stephon’s fault that Larry Brown’s substitution patterns have been as bad as Lebron James in the 4th quarter? Is it Stephon’s fault that Larry Brown refuses to play the game any other way than what he perceives as “the right way?” Is it Stephon’s fault that Larry Brown is a stubborn old fucker? Noooosssiiirrrrr! Forget about Bob, WHAT ABOUT BROWN?!

Everyone loves to point out how Stephon has had a career made of great statistical numbers but has never consistently won anything. SO FUCKING WHAT! What about Larry Brown’s track record?! Great coach, yes (even though that’s looking kinda suspect these days) Great person? No fucking way! Has there been a team he's coached where he hasn't ridiculed a player to the media and tried to assassinate their character? Nope! He's made a living out of it and people fall for it every damn time! In Indiana, it was Jalen Rose, in Philly it was Larry Hughes and then Allen Iverson. In Detroit it was Chauncy Billups (although the problem was masked by the fact that Detroit won in spite of Larry Brown) during the Summer Games it was Carmelo Anthony, and now in 2006 it’s Stephon Marbury. Anyone see a trend here?

How come when a player complains to the media it’s airing out dirty laundry, but if Larry Brown does it, he's calling out his players and asking for more from them? How can you expect your players to trust and respect you when you’re calling them out to the media? Larry fucking Brown, the worlds highest paid crybaby coach! I hope Stephon Marbury and Maurice Taylor (another player Larry Brown likes to attack along with Jamal Crawford, but put them on the back burner for now) grab Brown by the neck while he is leaving the Suny Purchase parking lot at the end of the season and give him the type of foot-to-ass kicking that he tried to give them in the newspapers.