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--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that is located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds and 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

NBA '05 FIYA Predictions
by: Linwood Jenkins, for Sports

MVP: LeBron James

Every season the Cavs make the playoffs he will be the MVP, because the guy will be dropping 28, 8 and 7 for the next 10 years. No one can compete with that. It's unfair. The good news is by the time he wins his 7th MVP, he'll officially be better than Cheese Eyes, and that's all I really care about.

Runner up: Kobe Bryant
Sleeper: Carmelo Anthony

ROY: Chris Paul

He'll be allowed to pad his stats more than any other rookie. Besides, he's good.

Runner up: Andrew Bogut
Sleeper: Charlie Villanueva's eyebrows

Most Improved: Kwame Brown

The best part about this is that people are gonna stop fucking with Kwame. The bad part about it that people are gonna spin this and give Cheese Eyes all the credit and will try to justify that pick years after the fact.

Runner Up: Stromile Swift
Sleeper: Jared Jeffries

6th Man: Ben Gordon

Runner Up: Ben Gordon
Sleeper: Ben Gordon

Coach of the Year: Mike Dunleavy

The Clippers are making the playoffs.

Runner up: Rick Carlisle
Sleeper: Mike Fratello

Executive of the Year: Anyone not named Isiah Thomas

Isiah will deserve it, but they will never let him win that award.

Runner Up: Not Zeke
Sleep: Not Isiah

All NBA First Team

G: Tracy McGrady
G: Kobe Bryant
F: Kevin Garnett
F: LeBron James
C: Yao Ming

All NBA Second Team

G: Allen Iverson
G: Dwayne Wade
F: Tim Duncan
F: Jermaine O'Neal
C: Shaquille O'Neal

All NBA Third Team

G: Gilbert Arenas
G: Mike Bibby
F: Elton Brand
F: Ron Artest
C: Eddy Curry (NOOOOOOOPEEE!!!!)

All Rookie First Team

Chris Paul
Deron Williams
Andrew Bogut
Charlie Villanueva
Raymond Felton

All Rookie Second Team

Jarrett Jack
Channing Frye
Ike Diogu
Hakeem Warrick
Martell Webster