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--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that was located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds and 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

NBA Draft Preview in Short
by: Linwood Jenkins, for Sports

Well, I got enough requests for a preview, so here's the first round. It's all that will matter in this horrible draft anyway...well, maybe. It really is bad.

#	Team	Quick Pick
1	Toronto	LaMarcus Aldridge ... Bosh will regret letting friendship come before business.
2	Chicago	Andrea Bargnani ... This pick will not be better than Eddy Curry, for all the talk.
3	Charlotte	Rudy Gay ... Can he beat out Wallace for the spot? Ever?
4	Portland	Adam Morrison ... Regional pick.
.5	Atlanta	Brandon Roy ... Will be traded to Houston where he will determine T-Mac's legacy.
6	Minnesota	Randy Foye ... Won't be playing with KG long if he doesn't make an instant impact, cause KG will be gone.
7	Boston	Tyrus Thomas ... Another young dummy for Ainge.
8	Houston	Shelden Williams ... Will be traded to Atlanta, along with Luther Head.
9	Golden State	Ronnie Brewer ... Will play out of position, as Dunleavy or Baron is moved.
10	Seattle	Rodney Carney ... Gonna surprise some folks in a Flip Murray kinda way.
11	Orlando	JJ Redick ... With Howard and Jameer out there, he'll be open a lot.
12	New Orleans	Patrick O'Bryant ... A mistake if it happens.
13	Philadelphia	Marcus Williams ... No one cares, now what's up with A.I.?
14	Utah	Saer Sene ... We'll know in about three years if the gamble was worth it.
15	New Orleans	Hilton Armstrong ... Fills a need, nothing more, nothing less.
16	Chicago	Cedric Simmons ... This is a "just in case" pick...when their Euro tanks
17	Indiana	Thabo Sefolosha ... Bird has to replace Peja.
18	Washington	Shannon Brown ... He can't help the Wizards big men.
19	Sacramento	Rajon Rondo ... Great back-up for Bibby.
20	New York	James White ... Zeke tryna sell tickets and fill the SF spot.
21	Phoenix	Quincy Douby ... Shooter? Phoenix? Nah.
22	New Jersey	Alexander Johnson ... Big man.
23	New Jersey	Jordan Farmar ...Kidd's understudy...a steal, right here.
24	Memphis	Sergio Rodriguez ... West's mad NJ got Farmar first, but will be happy in the long-run
25	Cleveland	Kyle Lowry ... Will look good playing alongside LeBron.
26	Los Angeles (L)	Shawne Williams ... A backup for Lamar is needed, especially if he gets traded.
27	Phoenix	Steve Novak ... Shooter.
28	Dallas	Maurice Ager ... More toughness for an untough team.
29	New York	Mardy Collins ... Zeke needs a defender and utility guy.
30	Portland	Paul Davis ... They know he's a stiff.