FIYA
NBA Rankings #10 |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA
Analysis |
1 |
Pistons
|
**As
Linwood prepares to work on the Week 10 FIYA
NBA Rankings...*phone rings*...Linwood looks at
the phone suspiciously. He picks up and hears a sullen Arson
Palmer on the other end** |
2 |
Spurs
|
Arson:
*sigh* Young, you will not believe what just happened.it's
some bullshit, young. |
3 |
Mavs
|
Linwood:
They cheatin'? Come on, young.I know they ain't cheat. You
just said Pitt had the ball and it was game.
**cough** regular season **cough** |
4 |
Suns
|
Arson:
*sigh* Young, Bettis just fumbled the ball, young. |
5 |
Grizzlies
|
**absolute
silence**
(like beginning of the fucking world type silence.pure stillness) |
6 |
Heat
|
Arson:
They were at the goal line and he fumbled the ball and they
ran that shit back to Pitt's 40, young. |
7 |
Cavs
|
Linwood:
(hurt) Yeah, I see it now on Yahoo.some bullshit. Why you
call me, young? You always talking about I'm the jinx. You
done fucked up. Why you call me, young!?!?!?!? GODDAMN!!!!!
THIS SOME BULLSHIT!!!! FUCKING CALLIN ME AND SHIT!!!
WAIT -- YOU ONLY CALLED BECAUSE YOU AIN'T WANNA BE SCARED
BY YOURSELF!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...YOU SCARED!! YOU
JINXING SCARED ASS NIGGA!!!!
**cough** hughesless...disasterous **cough**
|
8 |
Pacers
|
Arson:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NOOOPE!!! It's not my fault. He a vet.
That shit ain't on me. He a vet, dogg. Nope! |
9 |
Nets
|
Linwood:
Fuck outta here, man!! HAHAHAHA...You jinxed it!!! I knew
it. That game is over. That's that Ernest Byner shit. When
stuff like that happens, you just know you gonna lose. I
can't believe this! Shit, man! I wanna cry. I knew I shoulda
watched the game. Fuck these rankings!!! HAHAHAHA...WE SCARED!!!
**cough** RJ = T-Mac...hope not **cough**
|
10 |
Clippers
|
Arson:
C'mon, man, focus. It ain't over. Crazy Joey gonna make
some plays for us. |
11 |
Lakers
|
Linwood:
Whatever, man. You done fucked us all up, being all happy
and shit with 7 minutes left. Is the game back on yet? Where
they at?
**cough** Kobe...dominant...mad? **cough**
|
12 |
Bucks
|
Arson:
Yeah, it's on. Hold up..OH NO!!!!.....Oh shit..oh shit..oh
shit.oh shit..gu-gu-gu-gu |
13 |
Jazz
|
Linwood:
NOOOOO what happened?!?!?!? I'm scared!!!!!
**cough** Kirilenko = Ivan Drago **cough**
|
14 |
Nuggets
|
Arson:
Incomplete!! Whew!!! DAMN!! REGGIE WAYNE TRYNA BALL!!!!
DAMN!!!! NIGGA THINK HE GOOD!!! |
15 |
76ers
|
Linwood:
Damn! I'm scared, man. I'm so nervous!! I don't wanna hear
'bout no damn Peyton Manning all week. I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
What down??
**cough** C-Webb's knees need WD-40 **cough**
|
16 |
Warriors
|
Arson:
This it, young. Third. Just hold 'em to a field goal. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'Rome scared..he covering his eyes..hahahahahahahahahahaha.he
scared!!!! They gon' cook him.his teammates ain't talking
to him..hahahahahahaha. |
17 |
Hornets
|
Linwood:
HAHAHAHAHA.yeah 'Rome.he know they gonna fry him.he scared..hahahahahahahahahaha.he
gonna be remembered.that money don't matter.he gonna be
known for that fumble..hahahahahahahahahaha.
**cough** feels like I got kicked in
the throat, if it was my nuts CP3 would be behind it **cough**
|
18 |
T-Wolves
 |
Arson:
YES!!!! 4th down baby!!! Bring on that idiot kicker! Let's
go to overtime! |
19 |
Sonics
|
Linwood:
Fuck overtime! Shit, that's like a 47 yard kick. That ain't
no guarantee.even for him. Pressure is pressure.
**cough** Ray = Tommy Gunn getting stomped
**cough** |
20 |
Bulls
|
Arson:
I dunno, man. He usually don't miss. I hope he do, but he
usually don't. I hope you right. Shit.here we go..ooooohh.gu-gu--gu--------gu-----guu...FIYA!!!!
HE MISSED!!!!! THAT IDIOT KICKER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.ROME
HAPPY!!!!! HE HAPPY!!!!! HE WAS SCARED!!!! HE HUGGING EVERYBODY!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ROME HAPPY!!!!! HE HAPPY!!!! HE
LOOK LIKE A LIL KID!!! HE HUGGING PEOPLE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HE SMILING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
21 |
Kings
|
Linwood:
FIYAAAAAA.hahahahahahahaha.it's Peyton fault.we gonna fry
him.we gonna make fun!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.that's that
fiya!!!!! that's that fiya!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.WE
HAPPY!!!! He failed again! Hahahahahhaha!!!! Tee
Martin happy!!!!
**cough** Brad Miller will pay to get
outta cowbell town **cough**
|
22 |
Wizards
|
**Arson
and Linwood start laughing uncontrollably, Linwood coughs
like a damn donkey** |
23 |
Knicks
|
Arson:
'ROME HUGGIN COWHER.THEY HAPPY!!!!! THEY HAPPY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.THEY
LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THEY LAUGHING AT PEYTON!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.THEY DOWNING THE BALL AND BETTIS
ON THE SIDELINE.COWHER DON'T WANT HIM OUT THERE....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....THEY
GOT JOEY IN THE BACKFIELD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....NAH,
NOT JOEY.....HAHAHA....I'MMA SHIT ON MYSELF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
24 |
Rockets
|
Arson:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MANNING ALWAYS FAILING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S A LOSER!!!! HE LOST AGAIN!!!
TEE WOULDA WON THIS GAME TOO!!!! YEAH, TEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PEP AND NABBY HAPPY!!!! THEY HAPPY!!!!! FIYA!! THIS IS THE
GREATEST, YOUNG!!! THIS FIYA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
25 |
Celtics
|
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26 |
Magic
|
Arson:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...YOUNG, ROME JUST LOOKED IN THE
CAMERA AND SAID "WHEW!"..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.'ROME A NIGGA..HE
THINK IT'S FUNNY..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HE FUMBLED AND
HE LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...THAT FUMBLE DIDN'T
MATTER!!! IT'S COMEDY NOW!!!! THEY GONNA SHOW IT ON REPLAYS
AND 'ROME GONNA LAUGH AT IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
27 |
Raptors
|
Linwood:
FIYA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.ROME BLACK!!!! HE BLACK!!!! THAT'S
THAT BLACKNESS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HE A NIGGA!!!!
**cough** Uncle Leo's eyebrows > Charlie's
**cough** |
28 |
Blazers
|
Arson:
DUDE, THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA..VINCE
WON AND PEYTON LOST!!!!! BLACK PEOPLE WINNING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.BEN
BLACK!!!! WE CLAIMING BEN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT
ASIATIC ROTHLIESBERGER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE WIT US NOW!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GODDAMN, MY STOMACH HURT!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!! GOD BEEN GOOD
TO US!!!! VINCE WON!!!! HAHAHAHA. PEYTON LOST!!!! THAT'S
GOD WORK, GAWWD!!!!! |
29 |
Bobcats
|
Linwood:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS IN MY RANKINGS..THIS
GONNA BE THE RANKINGS.WE HAPPY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..I'M
TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!! THIS SHIT FUNNY!!! WE WERE SCARED
AND NOW WE HAPPY!!!!! THAT SHIT STUPID!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....WE
HATE PEYTON!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA....FAILURE!!!!! HE FAILED AGAIN!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE ALWAYS LOSING!!!! IT'S NOT MEANT FOR
HIM TO WIN!!!! TOM BRADY LAUGHING AT HIM!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
**cough** Bernie = the blackest active
coach in sports not named Chaney **cough** |
30 |
Hawks
|
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