FIYA NBA
Rankings #11 |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Mavs
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Dirk is the best player in the league. It cannot be ignored any longer. |
2 |
Spurs
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I swear it seems every major player on this team has lost at least 5 inches on his vertical. |
3 |
Suns
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They play with so much joy, like money doesn't even matter to them. Which is exactly why they'll never win a title. |
4 |
Lakers
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Lamar Odom has been hurt almost as long as Shaq, yet Kobe has kept his team afloat, unlike some people.that's all I know. |
5 |
Cavs
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Are they really the best team in the East? Sadly, the answer is yes.until Billups gets back. |
6 |
Jazz
 |
BoozGotPaid: If I was playing as terribly as AK has played all season, the media would be all over me. This guy's killing us. |
7 |
Pistons
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Chris Webber should play center. No question. |
8 |
Rockets
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T-Mac is a top 5 MVP candidate. |
9 |
T-Wolves
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Oh boy, KG is starting to believe in Blount and Foye. This dumb nigga sees a future. |
10 |
Bulls
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After giving Kirk and Big Ben a big ass chunk of cap space, their entire future rests on the Knicks' pick. That's rough. |
11 |
Magic
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If you really look at Howard's game logs, he is the most wildly inconsistent player in the league. |
12 |
Pacers
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Don't let a couple of wins placate you J.O. Raise hell and get outta there. |
13 |
Wizards
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They've lost three of four since that damn party. Coincidence? Fuck no. |
14 |
Warriors
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Did NASA build this team? Because they have imploded and fallen back to Earth in a hurry. |
15 |
Heat
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Dwayne Wade really does get a lot of calls. I mean, this guy's spinning top move is worse than Pat Ewing's donkey drop step. |
16 |
Clippers
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If you are a Clipper fans and cannot see that this shit is Dunleavy's fault, you are a damned fool. |
17 |
Nuggets
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18 |
Nets
 |
Asked to comment on the impending divorces of Kidd and Carter, Richard Jefferson stated, "Pffft, women. I'm glad I like cock." |
19 |
Raptors
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It's gonna be fun watching this young frontline against the Knicks' young frontline for the next few years. |
20 |
Sonics
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They just sent the #10 pick to the NBDL, yet no one mentions Rick Sund as a candidate for league's worst GM. Curious. |
21 |
Knicks
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Lil' Nate is scared to do anything.LMAO.hahahahahahahaha. Lil' Nate pass the ball and run through. It's pathetic. I'll be glad when his swagger returns. |
22 |
Hornets
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I feel sorry for every opposing PG that faces Paul that first week after returns. He's gonna be so damn mad. |
23 |
Bucks
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Brian Skinner look like a big powerful ass Muslim. |
24 |
Kings
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If Bibby re-signs it's about the money. They had their shot in 2002 and 2003. It's over. He gotta go. |
25 |
Blazers
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I don't know why people act like Big Zach gives a fuck about being chosen for the All-Star game. That boy's ticket and room been booked for 18 months. He's there. regardless. |
26 |
Hawks
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One of their young frontline players has to be a star. It makes no sense for all of them to be average. |
27 |
Celtics
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Spare me the excuses. "Bad luck" is drafting young morons outta high school. |
28 |
Bobcats
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All of that young talent and they traded Bernard Robinson Jr.? I cannot wait until Bob Johnson fires that Cheesy idiot. |
29 |
76ers
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If this bum ass squad gets a top 3 pick, they will get good in a hurry, because Denver's pick is gonna be good, too. |
30 |
Grizzlies
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The Bulls beat the dog shit outta these dudes. |
