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--Standing 6-4, 220 pounds, Linwood was the star center for Mary McLeod Bethune High School in Bucktown, Alabama, a small community of approximately 250 African-Americans that is located right outside of Adulasia. According to the school’s official scorekeeper, Linwood’s uncle, Sylvester, Linwood averaged 76 points, 48 rebounds and 43 blocks, 34 steals and 2 assists a game during his senior season. “The boy just had a gift. People say he only dominated like he did because he was four inches taller than the next tallest kid, but that ain’t have nothing to do with it. He could stand still and dunk that ball from the free throw line. He shot 98% percent from the line because of that.” Sylvester adds that Linwood wasn’t selected to play in the 1982, where he would have faced Cheese Eyes McDonald’s All-American game “because of racism.”

NBA '07 FIYA Rankings - #17
by: Linwood Jenkins
, for Sports

FIYA NBA Rankings #17
Rank
Team
FIYA Analysis
1
Celtics
What's funny is the only thing Doc's been worrying about all season is coming up with good spin for his team's inevitable postseason elimination.
2
Pistons
Dumars 'bout to do his genius thing and trade Rip or Chauncey if they don't win this summer, because Stuckey is the truth and a half. I can see Joe, looking like The Kingfish, picking up that phone and offering Isiah Chauncey. Isiah hits the Amos "Oh, Joe...you'd do that for me? What a swell guy you are. You saved me on this one buddy. How can I repay you? The third pick? No problem. It's yours." Stuckey and Eric Gordan kick ass for a decade. The End.
3
Lakers
Asked if he was impressed by LeBron's 50 point game, Kobe said "Yeah, and he didn't even need three quarters to do it." Then, he proceeded to re-tape his ligament-less fingers and shoot 3000 jumpers for fun.
4
Spurs
Watch them.
5
Jazz
If Ashton Kutcher looks like a fuckin' half-turned vampire from Buffy, then, sure, I guess Kyle Korver looks like him. Otherwise, I just don't see it.
6
Hornets
They're missing a piece. If they gave Paul one more shooter, they'd be hell.
7
Suns
In an obvious attempt to replace Jack Napier, West Coast Productions has signed Shaq to produce and star in a new series entitled, "You Don't Know Shaq," which will feature Shaq being just as disgustingly huge and ineffective against five young women in bed as he is against five men on the court.
8
Magic
I wonder if Howard went strong to the hole on that lil cheerleader like he strong to hole when.ugh, whatever.you know where it's going. I make myself sick sometimes.
9
Rockets
This is almost as impressive as when he let the Magic lose 10 in a row on his watch. Yeah, I remember.
10
Mavs
If Dirk blames Jason Kidd this summer, I guess that only counts as half on his Blame-a-Nigga tally.
11
Cavs
12
Warriors
I hate to say it, but we've been here with Baron before. Every time people start talking about he's one of the best players in the game, he shows up the next Fall at camp out of shape and lookin' like fucking Isaac Hayes.
13
Raptors
I can't justify TJ Ford getting his spot back and it's kinda depressing. He's been through enough.
14
Nuggets
Just so we're clear: Iverson was supposed to help them advance in the postseason, NOT ensure that they don't even make the postseason with his ballhoggedy antics.
15
76ers
Playoffs without Iverson? How many niggas in Philly are gonna be killed if they mention it? Um, a lot.
16
Hawks
I'm leaning more and more to Al for ROY. He is actually THE reason for them winning.
17
Blazers
Travis Outlaw looks like he's going to be a pretty good player. I don't know if anyone was expecting anything from him.
18
Bulls
Hinrich. Will one of you bloggers/staff writers who purloin my shit TALK ABOUT IT, so word can spread?!?!?
19
Wizards
"One of the up and coming teams in the NBA." He/it sounded just as dumb then as he/it does now.
20
Nets
Jay-Z is "cool," right? Jay-Z is part-owner of the Nets, right? Then, why is a Collins brother on the team?
21
Pacers
Bob Kravitz deserves a medal. He's the only white man that tells the truth about Bad Dad.
22
Bobcats
I see Gerald coming back in the next two weeks. You can't get that type of money from Bob Johnson and sit on your ass. Bob don't even care what's wrong with that boy's head. "Shit, I aint even pay Donnie Simpson 10 million dollars," Johnson was heard yelling.
23
Bucks
I would imagine the conversations between Scoonie Penn and Mike Redd are similar to that last time Mike and Dukie spoke.

Scoonie: "Mike, 'member we fucked all them white girls after the Michigan game in '98?"

Mike (sad, distant): "Nah, Scoon.I don't."

Scoonie: "WELL, FUCK YOU THEN, NIGGA! JUST 'CAUSE YOU IN THE L, YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME?!!??! I MADE YOU!!"

Well, kinda similar.
24
Kings
I see you, Light skinned Warrior. Keep ballin'. I called it. YOU IS GOOD!
25
Clippers
All I hear about is Elton, which leads me to believe Shaun Livingston's knee is about as stable as Britney Spears on stilts.
26
Knicks
If Lil' Nate ever gets the chance to play 35+ per (and the day is coming).numbers. And he'll instantly be better than a lot of folks.
27
Sonics
You know what? Ridnour's better than Watson. I have no idea why Watson starts.
28
Grizzlies
Yup. Conley got his shit together. Bye, Kyle.
29
T-Wolves
Corey Brewer's finally starting to figure this NBA thing out, after I've added and dropped him over 30 times this season.
30
Heat
The Heat set a new low last week, as they lost a game in 51 seconds.

FiyaStarter's Top 10 Rookie Watch

Kevin Durant
(19.4 PPG 4.1 RPG): Kevin shot well this week. Didn’t make a difference
as the Sonics haven’t won shit, but even still.

Al Horford

(9.7 PPG 9.9 RPG):  That double double average is about as elusive
as a box of Smurf Berry Crunch.

Luis Scola

(9.2 PPG 5.6 RPG): The Argentinean has a lot of Manu in his
game in that he’s annoying as shit.

Al Thornton

(11.6 PPG 4.0 RPG): Aside from his stinker against the Lakers,
Al has arguably played the best basketball of any rookie since the break.

Jamario Moon
(8.6 PPG 6.2 RPG): Seems like he’s beginning to shake that Dunk Contest hangover.

Juan Carolos Navarro
(10.9 PPG 2.2 APG): Despite shooting them like crap this past week,
Grimley shoots the trey very well.

Jeff Green
(9.2 PPG 4.8 RPG): I wonder if his pops still works at that hotel.

Thaddeus Young

(7.3 PPG 4.2 RPG): Him and Crittenton could have been special if they
stayed at G-Tech a year or two longer. Oh well, they’re rich.

Sean Williams

(6.1 PPG 2.0 RPG): Along with Maxiell, leader of the Pistons
much needed youth movement.

Carl Landry

(8.5 PPG 5.0 RPG): These Houston rookies deserve their own personal
Union Reps. They work that hard.


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