FIYA NFL Rankings
**Week 11** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Chargers
 |
Will you really be surprised when Ladanian finishes the season with more TD's than the Lions as a team? The guy is incredible. |
2 |
Bears
 |
Chicago is going to need offense in the post season. Depending on this defense for shutouts ain't gonna get it done. |
3 |
Colts
 |
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4 |
Ravens
 |
Fine, Kenneth Williams, you've won. Samkon Gado has nappier hair than Steve McNair. I just want a confirmation on if the guy is African or not, because it should have gone without saying that it's not fair to have African's in nappy hair contests...but, whatever. |
5 |
Panthers
 |
I'd take them over the Bears, right now. |
6 |
Patriots
 |
Tom Brady took his anger for his coach out on Green Bay. |
7 |
Broncos
 |
Giving up 28 points in a half won't convince many people that your defense is tops in the league. |
8 |
Chiefs
 |
Trent Green postponed his inevitable political career to come back and hand the ball off to Larry Johnson 31 times. |
9 |
Cowboys
 |
And just why is Julius Jones starting over Marion B-3, again? |
10 |
Jaguars
 |
Well, maybe Garrard is a better fit for this team than Leftwich. Maybe. |
11 |
Giants
 |
Plaxico Burress is the R. Kelly of the NFL; when he's using his talent, his play on the field is poetic, when he's giving a piss poor effort...look, do you really want me to finish this one, it's pretty obvious where it's headed. |
12 |
Bengals
 |
Chad Johnson is going ape shit. |
13 |
Seahawks
 |
Madden Curse. Dude, just wrap the year up before an Acme piano falls on you during a game. |
14 |
Saints
 |
When Marc Bulger saw Drew Brees threw for 510 yards his throwing arm got moist. |
15 |
49ers
 |
Frisco is a game out of first fuckin place in the NFC West. Fuck all that, where's my Rappin' 4-Tay tape at, it's time to get it poppin in Tha Town.
*Steve Young bounce* |
16 |
Falcons
 |
Jim Mora Sr. called Mike Vick a "Coach Killer." If I had to call him a killer of anything it would be wide receivers. Where in the hell has Ashley Lelie been all year? |
17 |
Eagles
 |
I wonder if this was a combination of leftover Madden and Chunky Soup curse combined.
*
R.I.P. Dirty Waters |
18 |
Jets
 |
Speaking of the video game, did you see that rainbow Pennington threw? It had the trajectory of a botched kickoff on Madden. |
19 |
Bills
 |
Lee Evans, again. This time with 265. He does this shit once a year, just so you can say, "Man, who the fuck is Lee Evans?!" See you next year, Lee. |
20 |
Rams
 |
If you can explain why Steven Jackson only got 7 carries, please do, because I'd like to hear the excuse. |
21 |
Dolphins
 |
I swear if the Dolphins go on another streak to just miss the playoffs like they did last year, I'm gonna start them off in the bottom five in '07 just so I won't look stupid again. |
22 |
Steelers
 |
Ben has 74 picks, but they're still alive. Wow. |
23 |
Vikings
 |
They're turning into the bottom five team, I predicted them to be. |
24 |
Packers
 |
Watching the Pats-Pack game was like looking into a time portal. Brady is what Favre used to look like on the field and Favre is what Brady will look like if he plays three seasons too long. |
25 |
Titans
 |
Did you see how fast Pac-Man was running? He looked like Sue and 'nem were on his ass. |
26 |
Browns
 |
They've got a receiver and a tight end. Maybe Frye is the guy, maybe he isn't, but one thing's for sure: to succeed they need a running back more than Andy needs Conan. |
27 |
Buccaneers
 |
Cadillac Williams had a flashback to his first three games, last year against the Skins. He needs more of those Daybreak moments to keep Tampa out of the toilet. |
28 |
Texans
 |
Some damn Sam Gado, that's a cheat and you know it Kenny. |
29 |
Redskins
 |
After witnessing Jason Campbell's first action of his career I came to this conclusion: Joe Gibbs doesn't care about black people. |
30 |
Cardinals
 |
Arson's Fiya Dream Sequence of the Week: After indulging in an after hours pork chop, last night, I had a weird dream involving a few folks, we all know:
Michael Richards:
Shutup Niggars!...Ooops. **backtracking**
Jerry Seinfeld:
Oh, Fuck no, I'm not explaining this to Letterman, you are.
Larry David:
Wanda's gonna be preetttty, preetttty, preeeetttty--upset.
KanYe West:
My list now includes: President Bush, Coach Gibbs and Kramer.
Denny Green:
I'm not surprised. Kramer's WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!!!
But if you buy this Afro-Americansa rack of ribs,
I'll accept it as amends.
Esther Baxter:
I'd like to have Arson lick rib sauce off my body.
*Of course I woke up, here.
|
31 |
Raiders
 |
Aaron Brooks actually didn't play bad in his return.he didn't play great either.you know, he's Aaron Brooks. |
32 |
Lions
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For the record, Michigan does deserve to play OSU again on a field that doesn't have the consistency of banana pudding. |
