FIYA NFL Rankings
**Week 9** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Colts
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I think it's pretty evident who we should thank for that big victory at New England.Yup, Safety Antoine Bethea. H.U. students can do more than just party, ya know? |
2 |
Broncos
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"Make it rain, Javon clear it out. Make it rain, Javon clear it out. Make it rain, Javon clear it out. Make it rain, Javon clear it out..."
(*continued at #29) |
3 |
Giants
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With key starters out on both sides of the ball, the Giants were presented with a perfect excuse to drop their usual trap game to a terrible opponent, but they didn't. Gotta admire them for that. |
4 |
Chargers
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I just love the way Michael Irvin says, "Ladanian Tomlinson." He tries real hard to pronounce it correctly, but he simply can't. Keep doing you, Mike Dogg. |
5 |
Bears
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Here's a bonus observation: Rex Grossman either has very good games or very bad ones. |
6 |
Patriots
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After throwing four picks against the Colts, before Tom Brady went out to face the media, he put on his yellow sweater, looked in the mirror and said to himself, "You know what? I think this was the best job I could have done...and you know what? Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me, these reporters will understand!" |
7 |
Ravens
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Are the Ravens the most under the radar team in the league, right now? Well, were you even thinking about them before you read this? |
8 |
Chiefs
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Sooooo, do we keep on ignoring Damon Huard, or can we talk about him yet? Lemme know. |
9 |
Saints
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Since the Michael Colston wagon is full this week, I'll withhold my comments for the young man until next week. |
10 |
Falcons
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Wow. The Vick lash back hasn't been nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Something doesn't seem right. This is like the calm before a shit storm. I'm worried. |
11 |
Panthers
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Carolina has had a week to get their minds right. The second half of the season is here and they have no excuses to keep underachieving. |
12 |
Seahawks
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I'll save you the pleasure of reading my outstanding Seneca-juice metaphor and just tell you, the boy did good and he should get another start. |
13 |
Jaguars
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"I wasn't even a starter.I just seized the opportunity." Apparently, every back up QB in the league has seen Tiki's commercial and taken it to heart. |
14 |
Bengals
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That ain't Thanksgiving turkey cooking, it's Bengal beef. |
15 |
Cowboys
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Well, if no one on that Dallas squad is going to throw them drops in "The Player's" face now to humble him, then you can't blame him when he acts like shit ain't happen, next week. |
16 |
Vikings
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Minne is rounding back out into the average team they could only hope to be at season's start. |
17 |
Rams
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*Looks at the Stephen Jackson's stat line*
*Thinks about his Fiya predictions for Jackson's career, last year*
*Leans back in seat like he just got a hold of the elusive Boardwalk piece from McDonalds Monopoly game* |
18 |
Jets
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Jets players sat at home Sunday night watching the Patriots lose. None of them got excited though because they don't have a chance in hell of winning the AFC East. |
19 |
Bills
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Thanks to Favre, the Bills secondary looked like Gregg Williams was coaching them again. |
20 |
Eagles
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*See Carolina at #11. |
21 |
Redskins
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Maybe it's me, but did the 'Skins offense actually play better without the 15 2-yard screens to Santana Moss in exchange for real routes by James Thrash and Brandon Lloyd? |
22 |
49ers
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The Redskins could have used some of these picks Walt Harris is collecting, when he played for them, last year. |
23 |
Dolphins
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24 |
Titans
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Arson's Fiya Observation of the Week: One thing I never got from that movie The Brothers was that last piece of food to love analogy. i.e. If a man doesn't give you his last piece of food, he's selfish and ultimately the relationship will fail as a result. What if the nigga was really hungry and he knew you were just being greedy? I dunno about you, but I usually look forward to my meals and even go as far as making sure that last bite is legendary with extra ketchup, or crunchy skin on the chicken I held off on eating. Now I should just forgo that experience because slim wants a bite? Oh hell no, I'll buy you your own if you're that pressed, girl, but for right now, outta my face. That Hot Fiya bite is awaiting. |
25 |
Browns
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We already know Kellen Winslow is a biker and a soldier, but he's also turning out to be a good TE. |
26 |
Lions
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Jon Kitna seems to be developing some chemistry with Roy Williams. Too bad he's old enough to be his receivers coach. |
27 |
Buccaneers
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Cadillac Williams has had the most disappointing sophomore campaign since Snoop Dogg released The Doggfather. |
28 |
Raiders
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Ain't a damn thing funny about watching that boy get sacked nine times, well unless you're Aaron Brooks watching from the sideline or wherever he is these days. |
29 |
Packers
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"Chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, Brett Favre at 29. Chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, Brett Favre at 29." |
30 |
Steelers
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Another week gone by, another Batch of picks thrown by Big Ben.oh snap, I didn't even mean it like that, but it worked out, so fuck it. |
31 |
Texans
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I'll be the first to admit I was wrong and acknowledge Mario Williams having a better season than Reggie Bush. Hey, I say I was wrong all the time to women just to get them off my back, so why not here? |
32 |
Cardinals
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