FIYA NFL
Rankings
**Week 15** |
Rank |
Team |
FIYA Analysis |
1 |
Titans
 |
Just like Merril Hoge waited a couple years for Vince to tank, I knew I wouldn’t have to wait half as long for Collins to round out back into scrub form. Let's open a dialogue about how they now need Prince Vince, shall we? |
2 |
Steelers
 |
Boy, have they run into some luck, but you've got to take advantage of the opportunities and they have. |
3 |
Panthers
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Solid defense, good running game, hot receiver. No holes here. |
4 |
Giants
 |
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5 |
Colts
 |
I swear if they had lost that game to Detroit I would have dropped them to 32. |
6 |
Cowboys
 |
So, now I'm supposed to believe they're one big happy family, right? Good thing I'm not as dumb as you look. |
7 |
Ravens
 |
Ugh, I gotta hear my best friend cry about that call for the rest of the year. Just great. |
8 |
Falcons
 |
If they go 11-5 and miss the playoffs the NFL needs to join the BCS and review its post season system. |
9 |
Buccaneers
 |
As long as Antonio Bryant continues to play at a high level, I will talk less and less about how big of a knucklehead he is. |
10 |
Eagles
 |
Fuck all that, everyone knows I'm Andy Reid's biggest critic, but he was right in benching McNabb. That was the difference between your girl complaining about leaving and actually staying with her girlfriend for a week. It woke his ass up. |
11 |
Vikings
 |
I see Tavaris learned that damn playbook instead of using it as mat for his Escalade like he did earlier in the season...again, getting benched gets your ass focused. |
12 |
Patriots
 |
If you're Brett Favre, you get a national holiday for passing for four TD's against the Raiders after your pops passes. If you're Matt Cassel, nothing. |
13 |
Jets
 |
Forcing that fumble, the Jets dodged a bullet quicker than Bush dodged that shoe. |
14 |
Dolphins
 |
More impressive than Chad balling is the fact that Sparano has Will "Average As Shit" Allen playing well. |
15 |
Broncos
 |
How lucky are they that they play in a division that competes at a high school JV level? |
16 |
Cardinals
 |
Still can't run and defenses are starting to press that line and put pressure on Warner. |
17 |
Bears
 |
Damn shame the Bears played and won, probably the game of the week, without fifteen people watching because no one knows about these Thursday night NFL Network games until the day after. |
18 |
Texans
 |
Forget all these damn, "Free a guilty ass rapper" shirts. How about we rally to free a worthy person like Andre Johnson from his horrible team. |
19 |
Chargers
 |
Too bad they don’t play KC every week they fall behind two touchdowns. |
20 |
Saints
 |
LMAO, they got a nigga running the ball named Pierre. I know one dude named Pierre, but he's Hispanic which is even funnier, now that I think about it. |
21 |
Redskins
 |
I can't be the only one that noticed how many carries Portis got, even when it was apparent that the running game was not getting shit done. That was a message. |
22 |
Packers
 |
This team collapses in fourth quarter's like brats at the mall whose toy requests get revoked by their parents. |
23 |
Jaguars
 |
Has anyone went from a defensive guru to a bum as fast as Gregg Williams? Well, besides Marvin Lewis. |
24 |
49ers
 |
Arson's Hot Fiya Troof Spita of the Week: "You can say it's not about race, but you can't compare the two resumes and say [Chizik] deserved the job. Out of all the coaches they interviewed, Chizik probably had the worst resume." Well, it only took him 45 years, but Charles Barkley has finally said something after opening his mouth. Congrats, Chuck. |
25 |
Bills
 |
I mean, his name isn't LOSman on accident. |
26 |
Browns
 |
Just as I was beginning to get bothered by Sam Bradford's Heisman win, I remembered Ken Dorsey had one, also. |
27 |
Seahawks
 |
Seattle vs. St. Louis…did anyone besides the participating players mothers even watch this steaming pile of shit? |
28 |
Raiders
 |
Jim Fassel must be as broke as Shawn Michaels for wanting to coach this mess. |
29 |
Bengals
 |
Fitzpatrick didn't look half bad and Crazy Ceddy put in work. Maybe they've found a starter and backup on offense, for next season. |
30 |
Chiefs
 |
In the post game presser, a reporter asked Herm how he felt about blowing a late lead to the Daygo. "Look, I reserved bottle service tonight. If you want to ask me something important go ahead, but that ice aint keepin the Goose on chill forever," Herm said. |
31 |
Rams
 |
*See #27 |
32 |
Lions
 |
As the Colts went up seven late in the game I put EnVogue's Hold On-on repeat and lit a candle. |
