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Issue 4: Parting Shots
Ryan
Goddamn Tiger gettin’ busy. He’s officially
the Mister Big of this golf shit again as evidenced by him
kicking everyone’s ass like they’re R. Kelly
. Gimme some help back on this fuckin’ wagon.
At least Bob is honest…hold
up, so this is why Lupica played hooky today, to duck the
humility?
LeBetard
While we’re all looking at Rafe pointing the finger
at himself and them ‘roids, Clemons is pitching better
than ever. He’s a god.
Doc was still better in
his prime. Know what else Dwight has? A legit ring on a
team he was a part of not one he just leeched to get one…well,
he did that too, but I digress.
Albom
Last week, Larry Brown was whining he got fired. Fuck
him. He left the team I cover. The nerve of this prick,
like it wasn’t all about money. Dude been with eight
NBA teams. I hate his guts.
Somebody give this nigga
a hug.
Saunders
Rafe is on the same shit Ben Johnson
was. And he’s gonna get off easier because he got
this thing called a players union to cover for his ass.
In case you don’t know, I’m totally tired of
talking about steroids. I hate them as much as Albom hates
Larry Brown.
Damn,
that’s some strong hate.
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